So my boyfriend and I went to see Hamilton in real life. Praise Lin-Manuel Miranda for that! 😂
It was amazing, needless to say.
But it was a long drive back afterwards, and we were both ✨E X H A U S T E D ✨ AF.
So what did we do? Acted like total crackheads due to sleep deprivation. I happen to have the opposite of a foot fetish- I can't stand feet. (I have a reason for this I swear 😂) so we were basically jumping on the bed (NOT IN THAT WAY, PERVS!) like the 5 little monkeys, as children. So he decides to pull his feet out from under the covers, and I jump back. When I jumped, I twisted and hit the floor. I ended up severely bruising a rib and destroying the tissue around it. Here is the point to all of this: I injured myself AT THE EXACT SAME PLACE where Alexander Hamilton was shot. Right after seeing the musical. I blame the Illuminati. Fuck you, creepy triangle 😂
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De TodoI have been in some wild, weird, and shitty scenarios in my life. Most of them are a wild goose chase, but actually hilarious! So sit back, crack a beer, or any drink, put your feet up and enjoy the chaos!
