prevusly on obama: obama gives you orang-lemon joose and you slurp it up like YUM.
"HA HA HA! now you have to be loyal to me and follow my commands silly werewolve" obama say!
obama rips off his face bigly. ITS ACTUALLY BIG DON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"no WAY!" you say in shocks. you almosst go into a near-catatonic state for several months but actually dont because y/n is marginally better than belah swann. i mean who?
instead the lemons from the lemon joose are rattling in your brain and creating wrinkles. you are getting smarter by the minute!!!
"hey bigdon lets have a drink"
"ok y/n" donny says milkily.
while bigdon isnt looking you squeeze some clorox wipe juice into one of the orange juses. then you accceintally "spill" some orang joust on your pants. "OH NO" say bigdon. "i cant have a werewolv army with juice pants. not pogchamp!!!"
"dontworry bigdon. i was just being silly n goofy. i have spare cloth" u shove ur hand deep in your trusty picnic basket that obama gave you on your birthday. it contains:
1 pair of obama jorts
2 glizzys (that's American for 'hot dog')
3 sandals with socks
"obama jorts my beloved" you say and put them on. you also bite the glizzy for energy. it tastes like school spirit.
"y/n i think yore kind of ugly actually" says bigdon looking at your oabama-faced jorts. ok whatever you reply and almost default-dance him to death. then u remmeber you need information.
"lets play a game"
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obama legings 3: obama jorts
Werewolfthe log-awaited sequel to obama pants ant sequel sequel to obama legings. obamm is in dangeur, and y/n must save him or risk losing obama once and for al!!! their lov will be teste'd...but will they divorc or love more???? >;)
