Chapter 8: bidet

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the rock rolls you off of it. "owchie" you say kissing your own booboos and sitting down again.

"HEY" says THE ROCK. ITSALIVEEE

"who are you" you ask nicely

"i am berny saunders nice to meat you"

"hello barny. dont you mean meet" you say curious

"no i mean meat. RAWRRRRRRRRR. SNARF GROWL ROAR says barners and opens his mouth. he picks you up in his oven mittens which he wears on his hands and opens his mouth.

NAURRRRRR you say for the secondth time today and prepare to get swallowed like that guy inside the whale

"barney this is not very patriotic of you" says somebody new but also old and you turn around and see JOE BIDET!!!!!!!!!

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