(Hilarry clinton's POV)
"thank you for telling me about your plan" i say thanking my best friend joe as i apply some red lipstick. i am wearing it instead of my normal blue lipstick because i know doneld trump likes red. i'm sure you know this though, cos of his affinity for red hats.
i look up at trump towers. its like so tall omg!! maybe it wouldn't be that bad to live here. next i fluff my hair and check my reflexion in the windows. i look....presidential if i dare say so myself.
"i look presidential" i tell my reflection. she ignores me since she's busy hacking the election. "it's ok, other hillery." i say. "i know your busy. have fun hacking with your bestie other joe!!"
i kick down the door to trump tower with my high heel because feminism. once i am inside i find Danold Trump and he is sohandsomeohhhhhhmygowsh.
"hey donny boy lets make america grate again" i flirt winking smugly and braiding his hair
"sounds like a plan but who are you?" he asks baldly (sorry)
"my name is hilarioy" i say while i brush his hairs off my hands because they are everywere!
suddenly insporation strikes. now i bet your wondering what i mean by that. well ive been practicing my improv poetry a lot lately and everyone says i'm like soooo great at it and this one in my mind is starting to sound like really romantic and all that. i flip my hair as i say:
"Ronald mcdonald your hair is so good
sorrie i ripped it all off but it is like corn silk
lets go to the picnic i packed food
and orange jouse and milk!"
donild claps when i am finsihed. "your a grate poetist....AND girlfrinde"
wow! my very first boyfridge. we hold hands romantically as we walk out of trump towers and go to our date at picnic park. i love him so much !!! 💕💕💕
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obama legings 3: obama jorts
Lupi mannarithe log-awaited sequel to obama pants ant sequel sequel to obama legings. obamm is in dangeur, and y/n must save him or risk losing obama once and for al!!! their lov will be teste'd...but will they divorc or love more???? >;)
