One sunny and beautiful morning I woke up in pitch darkness, and I was so confused as to why my body summoned itself at this hour. I got up unnecessarily fast slowly, and I began touching myself at a disgustingly average speed rate. I discovered that my cazalaka zakahoochala poochala zakakakakaka latchacha pazachala zachapachalachacha was life changingly dry and flaky, and I went to inform my mummy mummy at instant. "Oh mummy mummy, oh mummy mummy, why are my untouchables so dry and crumby", and she collapsed in slow motion. She got back up and immediately started double fisting it until it started a wood fire, and she said something seems off. She grabbed her iPod touch and began researching on drivates.com (dry privates) and she collapsed in slow motion. She got back up hypnotically slow fastly, and she dragged me by my dry flap and threw me into our pedal bikes basket. We arrived to the hospital at a nauseatingly fast speed rate slowly, and she pulled down my pants and lit a match on my flap. The lockdown alarm suddenly got set off and armed security guards made their way towards me fashionably late quickly and tackled me to the floor. I woke up on the operating table feeling erotically charged, and I saw the head nurse throwing it back on my uniquely dry chapazatatat. "Oh patient patient, oh patient patient, why does your flap box feel like pavement", and my mummy mummy collapsed in slow motion. I woke up in the waiting room cuffed to the bed and a regular teenager walked up to me with my results. He said he found my results in the trash and then he erotically skipped off into the darkness. I opened up my results to see that my fish box was so dry and flakey because I haven't had a shower since birth. So to keep my chazakatakatala moist I have to once a week shove a gallon of water up my pu-
Uh yeah that's it for this story thing or whatever. it's really short but I'm kinda glad the story didn't go any further 😀
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