Oliver Koopa: My Backstory (Self Insert Backstory)

Chapter 7

I walked over to the woman, who was VERY unhappy from being carried around by a scary blue man. "Ma'am, are you ok? Are you hurt!?" I stupidly asked The lady looked up at me and examined me. She gave me a horrified look. "Miss? Are you ok?" "Get away from me, you monster!!" She angrily yelled as she was pointing her umbrella at me. "Ma'am is there something I did? Is there something on me?" 

The woman kept pointing her umbrella at me while giving me an intense look. "I have no time for this, You and your clan have done enough damage to me for years." I was confused, I thought I was helping her, I didn't know what she meant as in "Done enough damage to me for years" even though I never did anything to her. I was trying to calm the lady down. "Miss, Please calm down, we can talk this out. I am sorry if I ever hurt you while trying to chase the man down." The woman slowly lowered her umbrella. She was still giving me a look that was telling me that she wasn't liking me already.

I stepped back (like she wanted me to) and gave a worried expression. "Ma'am, whatever I did wrong, I sincerely apologize. I am sorry for ruining your life." The lady went from angry to confused. I do my little bow (just like I did to the king), "My name is Oliver, servant of King Bowser, would you like me to report tempted kidnapping?" I asked the woman. 

"Report for tempted kidnapping? Asked by the servant working for the monster who kidnaps me millions of times? No thank you!" Responded the angry woman. "Kidnapped millions of times? What happened?" I asked her. "You already know! You're his minion!" She looked at my shell and spikey chains. "And you look like you two could be in a family, you guys have the same material. Well... except you look more like a person than an actual fire breathing turtle." She spitefully said while examining me.

I was getting a little annoyed. "What did my master do? How did he kidnap you? Why the hell would he kidnap you? I thought he seemed not to care about doing that crime." I responded sounding annoyed. "What is your name? You look like a Princess, you are wearing a crown." "I am Princess Peach, Princess of the Mushroom kingdom, Daughter of the Mushroom King. You look like another pest who is trying to capture me as well." So that's who the Lady was, Princess Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. 

"Princess, How am I a kidnapper? You haven't seen me do creepy shit." I said aggressively. The Princess gave a sarcastic chuckle. "Well, if you insist." She hit me in the head with her umbrella. I didn't even know it would hurt so badly. "Ow..." I said sounding hurt. "Now, Shoo along to your.. cough.. Boss, I'm hoping his charms would be stopped by your.. Babysitting skills. Why don't you just get a powerup and look like an actual human like me for a change." Peach said as she walked away to see an old Mushroom man while I rubbed my head. The Mushroom man came walking toward me, not even looking scared. He saw my shell, horns, and... Spikey chains. "I am incredibly sorry about how the Princess has spoken. She has been stressed and isn't in the mood for any shinanegins from the beginning of this vacation. I, Toadsworth,  Should guide the Princess even when she is upset. Thank you fine gentlemen for trying to reason with the Princess. Now Master Mario is chasing that monster from out of our site. Good day." Toadsworth said as he left. He sounded more pleasant and polite, as a royal should do. I was actually proud of him for not screaming when he first saw me. 

I was still a little upset after Peach basically told me she didn't like me, at all. I still wondered why she didn't like King Bowser. 

I continued walking around town looking for Junior, It was getting hot. Suddenly a female Pianta walked to me with a smoothie. "Smoothie?" She said. I picked up the smoothie and drank it. Maybe this vacation isn't so bad after all. I still felt like the King is going to kill me.

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Stay tuned for Chapter 8!!