The history of the land of the forgotten

WHO IS ACE, LOOPEZ AND MR THING?

Well, obviously, I'm ace. I explained that in the first chapter. But you might be wondering, "why does this matter so much? " well you stupid basic bitch, its important you remember because I won't be around for long, and i want you guys to remember..

WHERE DID THE NAME THING COME FROM?
well, it actually goes back just after the 27th..im not allowed to give out dates because in our culture its really a burden so I'll just say, it was during the 1400AD time period. It's very annoying when you want to give enough information but the system fails you. But anyway, as you can tell its so old it made prince Philip younger. Ik hes dead but its true. He's where he deserves to be. In heaven. But thats not the point. The point is that thing started off with a river... It was called.. The red river... It was a great mistery for the humans.. Thing came from the bodies inside the river. It's still not descoverd why thing is a last name but.. Thats what history saus (i told you it's messy a bit)

you've reached the end of this chapter!! Well done!! Now the next chapters are going deep into the history so expect a LOT of things that can possibly trigger you're fears. So be weary!!