The history of the land of the forgotten

How did the great war of heaven and hell start?

Well, IM GLAD YOU ASKED!! (you probably didn't)

It is a bit my fault. Okay okay its a LOT my fault... But I didn't realize that slapping a couple angles would lead to it!! But I had a good reason!!

Let me tell you my side of the story before you start commin at me!! You see, those "angels" where my "freinds". They used to see only the worst in me, even after turning into a hormone demon. They are obviously dead thanks to mr thing (my now dead dad) and loopez (again,also now dead.)

But it wasn't until that one faithful day (day before easter) they took it too far. They kidnapped and tourcherd one of my hell hounds for 7 days!! I was lucky to find him alive.. He was beaten and scared him to death...

The way i found him.. Was threw my friends. One had blood on there fingers, claiming someone had bled to death (people don't bleed in heaven.) one kept looking a certain direction. (Hes actually still alive and now is a royal guard the first guard angel in history thanks to me!!) he gave hints all at once. And the most and biggest hint, i saw someone (random asshole) wearing my dogs fur as a coat. Yes, you may think to yourself, "nO bUt aNgElS aRe sWeEt tHeY wOuLd nEvEr hUrT a fLy?!? "
Listen, angels can be and are just as bad as demons. Thats why ya don't be one.

My dog is okay, if you must know, he is actually  a father and grampa now, he and his family lives here with me and my partners.

Yes I am very much in more than one relationship.

But asides from that, i had to take a stand, so i did, i slapped em pretty hard too. Then as i left, they told god i assulted them. So thats how the war started. It finished with god giving satan AND me a peace offering of allowing demons to go to earth. And thats why criminals, rapers, racist and more people exist, i myself am not and I want nothing to do with them. I am honestly very descusted. But thats how the world works.

Yay i STILL am making this wow. Chapter 11 gives me a lot of stuff to do!!