Inverted mha oneshot shit idk anymore (on hiatus)

Human moody emo pikachu x Moody brocoli bitch

yay its inv kamideku fluff

*In the depressing class 1-straight*

purple teletubby and spinach dude (deku and kiri) were (trying) to rock the other guys shit, boom boom baby (baku) was trying to defuse the toxic nuclear train-wreak mess that was going on between those two, pika (kami) was questioning life, bipolar halfy and inverted sonic (todo and iida) were thinking about arson, tapefuck (sero) was chilling out in the class 1-bee's vents (scaring the absolute fucking everliving screams and the remainders of the person's sanity out of their soul to whoever saw him), energetic teacher guy was no where to be fucking found and the rest of class 1-straight was going fucking nuts doing whatever the hell they do.

After that fuckfest...

[Class 1-straight group chat]

Deku: Why the fuck are there people here celebrating Valentines day-

Deku: Were fucking villans

Kiri: Will you take a ¥100 to throw some people into the sun.

Deku: I have my own shitty problems to deal with no.

Baku: There is like 100 love letters in my locker omfg help-

Todo: Luckyy

Sero: How the hell is that lucky???

Mina: Its not.

Sato: ^

Hagakure: ^

Ojiro: ^

Asui: ^

Ochako: I mean-

Ochako: People fuckin like you that great

Baku: NOT 100 FUCKING PEOPLE

Deku: well shit

Kiri: Just pushed a girl off the roof because broccoli bitch wouldnt.

Deku: why do i have to do it when your more than capable of doing it yourself?

Kiri: The fucks with your proper punctuation

Kami: Hi.

Jirou: CAN WE BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL.

Baku: I wish

Deku: well damn, those two grew a backbone

Baku: DeKu wE wErE fiVe

Deku: hell no.

Todo: back bitches what did i miss

Sero: upread

Kiri: dipshit

Kami: go the fuck to sleep its 3 in the damn morning for fucks sake

Angie yonaGAY: ITS ATUA U UNCULTURED SWINE ATUA***

Kami: WHAT THE FU-

Insomniac: OH NO YOU DONT YOU FREAK ACCIDENT FORCE OF NATURE

Insomniac: GO BACK TO YOUR STORY THAT HASNT BEEN UPDATED IN A LONG TIME

Angie yonaGAY: WELL-

Insomniac: YES I KNOW ITS MY FUCKING FAULT BUT STILL FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT YOUR STORY

Insomniac banned Angie yonaGAY
Insomniac has left the chat

Baku: forget any of that ever happend.

Kami: Dont have to tell me twice

Jirou: but anyways-

Jirou: Love confessions are best done at this time

Baku: True tho-

Kami: fuck no.

Kami has gone offline

Aizawa has joined the chat

Aizawa: GO TO SLEEP KIDS

Deku, Kiri, Sero: LOOK WHOS FUCKING TALKING

Aizawa: ouch...

Todo: okie

Momo: finee

Everyone has gone offline

[Kami and Deku private chat]

Brokoli: Hey

Brokoli: can you come over

PikaPi: why

PikaPi: and why are you texting at 3:38am

Brokoli: Im bored and i cant sleep

PikaPi: ok??

Brokoli: I want cuddles

Brokoli: So get ur ass over here and give me cuddles

PikaPi: You have a roomate

Brokoli: Why in a million years would kiri cuddle with me??

PikaPi: Fine i'll come over

Brokoli: yey :)

5 minutes later...

Kami: *knocks*

Deku: Took you long enough

Kami: whatever

Deku: *Drags kami to his bedroom*

Kami: now go to sleep ripoff corpse husband

Deku: fine

5am time lol

Kami: wake up sleepy head

Deku: (I dont wanna wake up im just gonna pretend to be asleep)

Kami: I know your awake

Deku: (nope)

Kami: *sighs*

Kami: *kisses cheek*

Kami: you wouldnt be blushing in your sleep idiot

Deku: fineeee

both drag their ass out dekus dorm and crash into kiri

Deku: morning shitty hair

Kiri: wtf is kami doing her-

Kami: Deku couldnt sleep so he told me to "get my ass over here since he wanted to cuddle"

Kiri: wow thats gay

Deku: so are you

Kami: Can we all just get changed and forget that this conversation ever happened

Deku and Kiri: yes.

They all went got changed and went to class since i ran out of ideas so see u in the next chapter :]