lmao heyyyyy
hello welcome to my crack fic filler
ok so basically its the crayon song with random characters of mha inverted n stuf and thy personalities probs will change
depending on the color of crayon they got ok les go enjoy thy disastrous garbage fire :)
oh yeah I also might alter their hair color for this so hair color matches-
also if it doesn't say that the hair color has been changed there is no change the color of the crayon is the color of the character's hair-
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Aizawa: HEY KIDS
Aizawa: WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN
Aizawa: LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR.
Aizawa: FOR KIDS!
they crayoms start walkin out and music starts for crayon red
Iida(i gave him orange hair but it will be red for this): Hello kids! I'm the color red! And I brought my friends to teach you about them!
Iida: There colors of all the things you see and red is me, the color of awesome things!
Iida: like hearts and roses and mars!
Iida: But most importantly, love, love, love, love, love!
Baku(i gave him dark blue hair but it will be black for this): blood, blood, blood, blood, blood
Crayons: Hooray!
Transition to Orange Crayola
Tetsu(i gave him bronze hair but it will be orange for this): Hi im orange like mac and cheese
Tetsu: Lets name other orange things now if you please
Tetsu: You got pumpkins and tigers and desert sand
Tetsu: monarch butterflies
Baku: prescription pills.
Tetsu: Are all your orange friends...
Testu: lalalalalalalala chills
Baku: pills.
Crayons: Hooray
Trans-gaying to yELOWWW 50%
Tetsu: what are you doing?
Baku: what I was born to do
Trans-gaying to yELOWWW 100%
Tamaki: You can probably guess yellow's pretty fun!
Baku: jaundice
Tamaki: you can find it on a bus or the rays of a sun
Baku: jaundice
Tamaki: If you ask me, yellows number 1!
Baku: Liver failure
Tamaki: so if like yellow and sour, try a lemon!
Baku: jaundice
Crayons: Jaundice!
Tamaki: DANG IT
Now time for kiri on weed- I MEAN GREEN
Kiri(i gave him teal hair but its like matcha green for this): I oNcE aTe a Bug tHat wAs tHe coLor GreEn-
Kiri: bUt thE ER SaId iT wAS a PoiSonouS tHiNg
Kiri: sO thAt eXplAinS wHy I thReW uP gReEn
Kiri: aNd insIde tHaT gReeN wErE ChUnKs oF gReEN
Kiri: I bEt yOu wiSh yOu didnt liSteN tO tHe cOloR gReEn
Crayons: hooray...
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god its like already 1am 😭
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tRansiitiom to bLuE 50%
Mina: why didn't you change that verse?
Baku: I like that one
tRansiitiom to bLuE 100%
Mina: The ocean is a place where many creatures live
Baku: nightmares
Mina: its a deep blue sea-
Baku: and it will kill you to death.
Mina: and it's mysterious-
Baku: Especially if you are on titanic
Baku: so let that sink in. pun intended.
Crayons: Hooray
Purple time loading 50%
Deku: don't blow this for us man come on!
purpLe time loading 100%
Deku: purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac- *gets tazered and passes out*
Baku: *tazed deku*
Crayons: *gasps and screams*
Kiri: hooray.
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nah i need sleep im tired as hell and killed a man too 😭
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Brown time yey
Ojiro: I guess its my turn...
Ojiro: there are brown things like dirt...
Ojiro: I...can't remember the words...
Ojiro: please don't hurt...me...
Baku: ...
Baku: *tazers ojiro and throws him off stage*
Crayons: *more screams of the dammed*
Kiri: horray.
O hey serO its whites turn yeet
Sero: white things include *trying to grab the tazer from bakugon*
Baku: all broken bones *snatches tazer back*
Sero: and doves and paper *running*
Baku: and rabies foam *chasing sero*
Sero: theres ivoRYYYYYY- *runs off stage*
Baku: worth a lot of money if you want to buy some then email me.
Crayons: ...
Kiri; horray.
pole dance to the deepest depths of hell
Baku: black is the color of emptyness i feel it in my soul cause im an emotional mess-
Deku; AHHHHHHHHHHH *casually kills bakugo by yeeting him off stage*
Crayons: *loud screaming of the damned*
Delu: Take care of the body shove him up a kids nose of something
Sero: Back to normal!!
Crayons: *cheering*
ohh? last transition?? coolio.
Nejire: Im the last crayon in the box you see,
Nejire: and the color that they assigned to me
Nejire: IS THIS *points to the lable that says "skin color"*
random laughter and random cheers
Nejire: just THINK about that for one. second.
Nejire: *mic drop*
Deku: *makes an attempt to comfort*
Nejore: *smacks hand* get yo hand off me.
Nejire: *walks off*
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yayy i finally finished this chapter yayyyy...at one in the morning :))))))
oh yay no cursing either!1!1!1!!1!1!!
i rly need sleep goodnight yalls i hope yalls enjoyed-
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