a/n: guys im so sorry for leaving you on such a huge cliffhanger. my mom got run over by a semi truck and my dad lost his right elbow bone. it's been a hard few days but i think i'm finally ready to update again!
After thinking long and hard, I decided who to ally with. I would love to pick George but I don't want to push anything on my chubby lubby hubby. So I told Tommy and Wilbur that I will ally with them. They were thrilled to hear that I've accepted the offer, and said they were clearing out a room in the base for me. I could barely contain my excitement. I would be moving in with Wilbur and Tommy. I don't like Tommy all that much but Wilbur? He is so god damn fine I would lick wet cement for that man.
The rest of the day was pretty boring. I chatted a little with a few SMP members, but it wasn't anything interesting. Just a few "how's your day been?" Or "hey how are you?" Nothing fun.
I decided that since I had nothing to do I would log into the server and move all my stuff into the base. When I log in I see Tommy and Wilbur were online probably just finishing up the base. I grab all my stuff and bring it to the new place.
When I get there, Tommy and Wilbur give me a quick tour and drop me off by my room. I say a quick thanks and start unpacking all my stuff. Hopefully this will be real life one day, but probably not.
After I finish unpacking I say bye to Tommy and Wilbur before logging out of the server.
I close my laptop and go downstairs to make food. My sister asked if she can meet the SMP yet but I yelled "STOP BEING SUCH A FAN YOU DUMB ASS BITCH. GET A FUCKING LIFE LIKE DAMN YOU'RE SO ANNOYING." Kristylle starting crying like the dumb bitch she is "DAMN I JUST WANTED TO MEET MY IDOLS YOU FAT FUCK." I KNOW she did not just call me a fat fuck. "ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK HOW MUCH SHIT YOU EAT AND YOU'RE CALLING ME A FAT FUCK? EAT SHIT BITCH" I said before slamming that bitches head right into the kitchen counter. There was a little blood but the cops can't do anything since i'm so smol uwu. Neither can my parents because they are dead. They died in a car crash when I was 8.29384783 seconds old. I grabbed a bag of chips and went back to my room.
After ravaging that bag of juicy voluptuous crispy chips, my phone starts blowing up. I checked to see if it was the group chat, but no. There was 10 SMP members DM'ing me...
