Spider

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Peter:

Ned help I think I've broken my arm what do I do help help help!

NED DUDE HELP ME HERE!

Please dude I hate this!

Unknown Number

Hey honey, I'm not Ned, but you should really consider going to the hospital!

It'll only injure it more if you keep on using it!


Peter:

You think I'm made of Money? Who the hell can afford hospital?

Anyway who are you if you aren't Ned?

Are you a pedo?

Are you a queen or a king or a non binary monarch?

Unknown

I'm a queen, I'm definitely not a pedo, and I'm 30 years old. 

Peter:

What can I call you? (I fixed my arm by the way!)

Unknown

Good job Honey! 

Um,  idk what you can call me. 

Ooh, how bout Spider?


Peter:

Okay Spider! 

Anyway I have to go! Aunt May's calling me for dinner!

Bye Ms Spider!

Spider

See you kid x

Nat's POV:

Well, that was strange. Oh well, he seems like a good kid, that doesn't mean I won't have Tony hack through his phone though.



AN: hi sorry it's short i'll update when i update, whenever i get motivation and stuff so yeah.

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