When Izuku Remains To Not Give A Shit

I'm Back Bitches

God was shitposting when he created me.

Izuku's POV

"MIDORI?!" The bitchass shrieked. Calm down Jamal. Don't pull out the nine.

"I got my bachelors for this." I sighed. "No, it's Dave from accounting."

"Don't lie to me, Midori!" 

"Mmm ok but I probably will."

"How are you even alive?"

"I ask myself that question every night before I sleep."

"You were 'asleep' for 100 years!"

"And I asked myself that question before I did it."

"So you're telling me, that one of your last thoughts wasn't even about your family, it was how you were alive?!"

"I feel like you don't want the answer to that question."

"Whatever. What's more important is that you're alive now."

"Odd amount of cheesiness but go off."

"Shut up! Just come with me, you'll be happy to see who I still have alive." He grabbed my arms and began literally dragging me down the hallway he came from.

"Yourself?"

"Do I have to knock you out for another hundred years?!"

"I mean I still have eyebags so I don't know."

"Just look." He dragged me around the corner, and I made eye contact with someone I never thought I'd see again.

Toga. Sleeping in the same room she had when I died.

"I preserved every member of the original league. She's alive with a longevity quirk. I have all for one, by the way. And one for all, wanna see?"

"No, I wanna see my little sister!" 

"Well she has to sleep right now. She hasn't been sleeping healthy since you went and got yourself murdered."

"I May or May not mother her on that one later."

"Whatever! Just look!" Tomura looked like her was powering up for a strong attack, bringing back his fist, etc, etc. Only when he actually punched, nothing happened.

"I'll give that a smallmight/10."

"Shut up brat! Why isn't ofa working?!"

"Well I'm no expert but I'd say because it's not working."

"Just go wake up your sister, asshole."

"Thanks crusty!"

I sprinted down the hall and to her door before he could stop me. 

I opened it, and walked over to her bed. She looked the same, even after 100 years.

I shook her lightly, and then spoke. "Congratulations, it's a stubborn immortal!"

She opened her eyes, and instantly shot up out of bed.

"IZUKU! OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU?!"

"HIMIKO! OH MY GOD IS THIS ME?!"

"Shut up! You're alive! Oh my god you're alive!" Tears streamed down her face.

"Stawp crying, you'll ruin my cashmere." I said in a basic bitch voice.

In response she slapped me, which was necessary.

"Dear god you're alive. After Aki I don't know if I could stand to have everyone gone permanently. Every day I wake up, and I expect you to be there pulling some dipshit prank. You never are, of course, but-"

"We'll that's gonna change real soon, miss. And so will your sleep schedule. I'm the immortal one! You can die from that!"

"Oh yeah?" She sniffled. "What are you gonna do about it?"

"By having a goddamn sleepover with you."

That's a wrap! Have a good morning afternoon or night and I'll see you next time!