Kaya was in a bamboo forest practicing her man voice infront of her horse who just sat there bored.
Kaya: Ok how about this?
She cleared her throat and spoke in a deep voice.
Kaya: Excuse me? Where do I sign in? Ha I see you got a sword. I got one too. They're very manly and tough.
She dropped her sword making the horse laugh so she throwed her shoe in it's head.
Kaya: I'm working on it! Who am I fooling? It's gotta take a miracle to get into the army.
She then heard someone speak so she turned around and saw a shadow. Lloyd.
Lloyd: Did I hear someone asking for a miracle?
Kaya screamed and hid behind a rock.
Kaya: A ghost.
Lloyd: Get ready Kaya because your dream will come true. For I have been sent by your ancestors. To guide you to your goal.
He had the cricket helping with the fire.
Lloyd: Now hear me closely. If the leader finds out you're a girl. The punichment is death.
Kaya: Who are you?
Lloyd: Who am I? Who am I? I'm the guardien of lost souls. I'm the powerfull, the strong, the best Lloyd!
He walked out from behind the rock and Kaya saw That he was just a little dragon.
Lloyd: Pretty good right?
The horse then stomped on him and Kaya pulled it away. Lloyd was still alive, Just flattend.
Kaya: My ancestors sent me a lizard to help me?
Lloyd: I'm a dragon. Dragon! I don't do that tounge thing.
He showed What he meant with tounge thing.
Kaya: You're well.
Lloyd climbed to her eye level.
Lloyd: Intimetading? Scary?
Kaya: Tiny.
Lloyd: Ofcourse. I'm traveler sized for your convenience. If I was my real size your cow here would die of fright. And my powers are beyond your mortal Imaginegen. My eyes for instens. Can see straight through your armor.
Kaya then smacked him for his last comment so he flew to the cricket.
Lloyd: Ok that's it dishonor on you. Hey write it down.
The cricket wrote on a leaf.
Lloyd: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
Kaya held his mouth shut.
Kaya: Stop. I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
Lloyd: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't slap me again. We're clear on that.
Kaya nodded.
Lloyd: Good. Now let's move.
They arrived by the camp.
Lloyd: Ok this is it. Time to show your man walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up and go.
Kaya did so but it made her look kinda weird. She walked past some men doing disgusting things.
Lloyd: Beautiful isn't it?
Kaya: They're disgusting.
Lloyd: No they're men. And you're gonna act just like them, so pay attention.
He moved her head so she saw a man showing his tatue.
Man: This tattoo will protect me from harm.
Two other men was by him. One had white hair and metal prosthesis for his arm and leg, the other had freakles and looked like someone who would crack jokes in deadly situations. Their names was Zane and Jay.
Zane: Is that so?
He then hit the guy hard making him fly away while Jay laughed.
Jay: That was funny. Hope you get your money back!
Zane: Wasn't it meant to protect him?
Jay: He didn't mean that it would protect him from getting hit. It's more like a lucly charm.
Zane: Oh. I guess it's alot to learn about that.
They walked off leaving Kaya.
Kaya: I don't think I can do this.
Lloyd: It's all attitude. Be tough like that man over there.
He pointed at a Zane. Zane saw Kaya starring.
Zane: Excuse me fine sir. But why are you starring at me?
Lloyd whisperd in Kaya's ear.
Lloyd: Punch him that's how men say hello.
Kaya punched Zane on his arm hard. But it was his prosthesis arm so it hurt.
Jay: Wow Zane. Looks like you made a new friend.
Zane: Is that so? Then why did he punch my arm?
Jay: That's how some people say hi.
Zane: Oh ok.
He then punched Kaya in her arm, luckely it wasn't that hard.
Jay: Nice to meet you. I'm Jay walker the funniest guy in Ninjago.
Zane: And i'm Zane Julien. And you?
Kaya: My name is Ka- Kai. Yes my name is Kai. And i'm a man.
Lloyd facepalmed but Jay and Zane didn't think something with what she said was wrong. Then they heard That some men got into a fight and the rest joined in.
Jay: Oh boy a fight. Finaly some fun, come on.
He grabbed Kaya's wrist and ran towards the fight with Zane following.
While that happened Ronin walked into a tent where the general told a young man about his plan. This young man's name was Cole.
General: Overlord's army have strucked here, here and here. I will take the main tropes up to the corridor of elders and stop Overlord before he destroys this village.
Ronin: Exallent strategy sir. I do love surprises.
The general turned to Cole.
General: You'll stay and train the new recruits. When Ronin belives you're ready. You'll join us. Captian.
He handed Cole a sword that captians was using.
Cole: Captian?
Ronin: This is a big responsibility general. Maybe a soldier with more experience?
General: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques An impressive military lineage. I belive Cole Brookstone will do an excellent job.
Cole: Oh I will. I won't let you down. This is. I mean. Yes sir.
General: Very good men. We'll toast Ninjago's victory at the Imperial city. I'll expect a full report in three weeks.
Ronin: And I won't leave anything out.
They then walked out leaving Cole.
Cole: Captian Cole Brookstone. Leader of Ninjago's finests tropes. No the greatest tropes of all time.
He them walked out. Was he gonna be able to train the group and is Kaya gonna be able to do this?
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The girl warrior. (femkai+lavashipping)
FanfictionKaya is the oldest daughter of Ray and Maya. She doesn't act like other girls in her village and don't do great with the matchmaker. When Ninjago is threatend by a man who calls himself Overlord all men Ninjago must go to war. But Ray isn't in shape...
