Dave x bambi and other DnB things or something (mainly satire)

Bave and damdi go to starbucks or smth

Bambi's p.o.v

Me and Dave where walking to a cafe or something. I didn't even like coffee but, oh well, whatever makes Dave happy ig :D. We got to the cafe. It was a Starbucks. God damn Dave, I knew you were a millennial but Jesus christ 💀. Anyways we went in and ordered drinks or something. Dave order some complicated ass drink with like 17 different things in it. The lady at the counter turned to me and asked,
"And what would you like sir?"
"Uhh, uhhh, hot chocolate."
[Idk what they serve at Starbucks💀]
She nodded and in the 0.37 seconds are drinks were done.

We walked over to a table and started drinking are drinks. After a few minutes we had finished drinking them so we just sat and talked gayly to each other. But THEN we saw 2 other people walk into the Starbucks. IT WAS BANDU AND EXPUNGED⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵

I thought, ah hell naw not that Expunged guy again 💀. He vored me last time it was not pleasant. Bandu noticed us staring and waved to us. Dave waved back but I just sat there cuz idfk. Bandu walked over to us,
"Hoi Dave, Hoi Bambi." He said, an irregularly large smile on his face. Expunged had followed Bandu over to us but they didn't say anything. They just...stared.
"Oh well, hello to you as well Bandu! What brings you to the 2D world?"
Dave asked. Wow Dave cute af I'm SO glad I'm gay.
"Oh well, nothing much. The 2D world is just much more peace than the 3D."
"Then why did you bring chaos incarnate here?" I asked, pointing to Expunged.
"I didn't bring him here, he just followed me for whatever reason."
Bandu said as Expunged continued to stare me down. I felt sweat drip down the back of my neck. God damn, he does have a staring problem. I thought as he continued to stare bullets into me. I gulped.

"Oh, yes!"
Dave suddenly said.
"I never did tell anybody else, it only happened less than an hour ago, but me and Bambi are a couple now!"
He gleefully told Bandu. Bandu's eyes lit up.
"OMG FR??? THAT'S SO CUTE ONG!!! You know Expunged is gay 2? He got a boyfriend a while back as well. What was his name? Bendu I think? I forgor 💀. BUT EXPUNGED WOULDN'T LET ME BE HAPPY FOR HIM??? Like ok fam be that way 💀. BUT IM SO, SO HAPPY FOR YOU 2!!!1!! NOW I GET SOMETHING TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF!!!"
While Bandu was congratulating us on are relationship. Expunged was staring bullets into Bandu, who was talking about Expunged like he wasn't there. Expunged looked like it wanted to rip Bandu apart, limb by limb, in that very moment. Like he wasn't supposed to say that part about Expunged's apparent homosexuality. I mean, I didn't care all that much I just didn't want them to tear the world apart because of it. It continued to just stare...saying nothing.

Then Dave and Bandu just talked for like 3 whole hours. It was BORING, but seeing Dave smile and hearing him talk so much made it more bearable. They were FINALLY done talking. Dave grabbed my hand.
"You ready to go Bam?" He asked.
I nodded and hopped on his lap. We said are good-byes to Bandu and Expunged and walked out the door.
"So, um, do you want me to drop you off at the farm or would you wanna maybe...stay at my house for the night?"
Dave asked, blushing.
"Your house, it nicer there :>."
Dave's face shot an even brighter red.
"Hehe, oh Bambi, your so funny sometimes." He told me as he pet my head. I blushed as well.

We made it to Dave's house. Dave opened the door and I hopped down from his lap.
"You look tired. You need sleep, come on."
I said, then got behind his wheelchair and started pushing him up the stairs.
"W-Wow Bambi! Slow down, I'm not even that tired."
"Nah B u need sleep, we're going to sleep."
Dave only sighed,
"Fine, I'll sleep, but only because you want me to!"

We got to his room. I wheeled him over to the bed and watched him climb in. I let go of his wheelchair and got into bed with him, cuddling him.
"Today was fun," He happily sighed. "Thank you Bambi. Thank you for being here with me."
I blushed.
"Mhm, I love you too Dave."
I said as I layed my head on his chest, and fell asleep.

Wow wtf that was actually wholesome 💀