Dave x bambi and other DnB things or something (mainly satire)

HAHAHA LMAO U THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST DAVE X BAMBI CRAP YOU LOSER!!!1!

Expunged's p.o.v

Once the disable guy and the gay midget left, Bandu grabbed my hand and asked,
"Soooo, why did you come here with me? You never do anything with me, so why this?"
"Idfk also stfu u get no bitches u orphan."
Of course that was just an excuse. I legitimately did want to spend time with Bandu. Recently I've been getting...softer. I've wanted to be...nicer, at least I'm trying to be nicer. My "change of heart", in all honesty, is thanks to my boyfriend, Bendu. He's shown me things and feelings I never, in a million years, thought I could've done or felt. Being a chaos god and all makes you over look such things. But he opened my eyes. He opened me up to so many things I never knew were possible for a being like me.

"Typical Expunged response," Bandu said. "I'm getting a drink, you coming bro?" He asked.
I nodded and we got drinks and drank them or something. When we finished we both walked out.
"That was, enjoyable." I said.
Bandu's eyes lit up as bright as the stars.
"REALLY!? YOU REALLY ENJOYED IT!?"
"Mhm, I did. You know we might be chaos gods and all...but this peaceful stuff...is quite nice actually. We should do it more often."
"Wait a minute,"
Bandu said, stopping in his tracks.
"Expunged are you feeling ok?"
"Gods can't get sick Bandu, and yes, I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
"Well it's just...I've never heard you say anything like that before. You're always like "CHAOS, MURDER, DISTRACTION, DEATH, TORTURE!" I thought you hated peace?"
"Yeah, well people change, and I think I've changed for the better."
"Well hold on a second! Where did this come from? Last time I checked you were still a malevolent chaos god of death and destruction. What made you change all of a sudden?"
"Oh if ANYONE should know it's you mr. Bladdermouth."
Bandu stared at me confused for a second, but then his eyes shot up.
"WAIT YOU MEAN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE REASON YOU STOPPED BEING ALTRA EVIL AND STUFF???"
"Yeah and could you not yell so loudly!?"
"Man wth I've tried my entire existant to help make you a better person and all it took was some random ass Mexican guy with a keyboard to do that???💀"
"Yes you fucking idiot."
"Mannnn, whatever." Bandu said as he opened a portal to the 3D world. The portal lead to are house. I didn't want a house, but it made Bandu happy so whatever I guess. We walked through it and Bandu closed the portal behind us. Bandu sat down on the couch and sighed. But I did no such thing. I opened up another portal.
"Hey! Where you going? We just got back!"
"None of your business, L bozo."
I then jumped through the portal, and closed it behind me.

The portal had led to a cliffside meadow covered in flowers. At the edge of the meadow I saw a familiar figure playing on a keyboard. I decided to transform into my true form. Bc bc that's my smexy form that only my discord kitten Bendu gets to see/j. I hovered closer to Bendu. I could hear him playing his keyboard and singing at the same time. I couldn't understand a lick of what he was saying but it didn't matter. It didn't matter if I understood him or not. Because knowing him I knew it was some cheesy love song or something. I placed my feet down on the ground, making an audible noise as I did so. Bendu turned his head and look up at me.

"Hola Expunged! How was your day?"
"Eh, average I guess? Went to Starbucks with Bandu early, it was ok."
I said as I sat down next to him.
"The view up here's pretty,"
"Si!"
"not as pretty as you, though..."
I blushed. Bendu chuckled softly at this.
"Oh Expunged,"
He said as he held one of my hands with his, and caressed my face with his other.
"Te quiero."

Then he kissed me. He kissed me straight on the mouth. I melted into it. Kissing back almost immediately. His soft lips on mine. The feeling of absolute peace and happiness. Feelings that feel so alien to me, yet so good at the same time. And all because of this one simple man.

He parted his lips from mine, gasping for air as he did so. I was speechless, sat there holding my face with my hand. Still in a slight nirvana from are kiss.
"Oh my, Expunged are you ok?" Bendu asked, clearly concerned.
"Ehehe, oh I'm not just ok, I feel amazing! That was amazing! What you did, God I-I don't even know! You work in strange ways my love, I'll tell you that much."
Bendu smiled at me, with that dumb cute smile he always has plaster over his face.
"Oh mi amor, you work in stranger ways than I ever could."
He said as he sat down in my lap.
"And what's that suppose to mean?"
I questioned.
"Oh Expunged, mi amor, I'm just a man and you? A god. A powerful being of chaos and destruction. You could have anyone in the entire universe, yet you've chosen me. Never did I ever think that I'd be held in the arms of a god, let alone have that god as my amante."

"W-Well I mean, I-I guess that if I was a moral in your position I would say the same, heheh." I chuckled nervously.
"Si, most would." He said while letting out a small yawn.
"Oh Bendu, are you getting tired?"
"It would appear I am mi amor, ahh-hha."
I smiled and picked him up.
"Well come on then, let's get you some sleep, my love~"
I said as I opened a portal to my room, placing bendu on my bed. Getting in next to him.
"Hehe, looks like I'm not the only sleepy one."
"Seems your right about that."
I said, beginning to cuddle with Bendu. And before I knew it, I had fallen asleep

Bandu's p.o.v

After Expunged left I decided to go to sleep cuz I had nothing else to do 💀. I woke up in the morning I think then walked to kitchen. To my surprise Expunged wasn't there. Huh, that's weird, I thought. Expunged is usually up by now. They make breakfast for me bc I don't know how to cook 😢😭. I decided to go to his room and see why they weren't making me breakfast yet >:(. Once I got to her room I opened their door and asked.
"Expunged!!! why u no make breakfast 🥺😢😭????"
But then I saw that EXPUNGED WAS ASLEEP IN BED WITH BENDU⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶.

"Nghh, what the hell,,,"
Expunged said as he began to wake up. Ah shit, I thought, I'm dead 💀. Expunged opened her eyes and looked directly at me. Their face filling up with blush.

"Get the fucking out."
"Ok :,)"
So I ran to my room and watched 3am and mukbang videos for the rest of the day the end.