Vs. Dave and Bambi X reader (+ HEADCANONS!)

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I slid my briefcase under my table, threw my shoes off and slumped on my bed.
'What a exhausting day of work..' I sighed heavily as I slowly relaxed there, sinking in gently as a melody started playing in my head, guiding me to sleep as my eyes fluttered shu-

*BAM BAM AANDBANHDHSBDHJSXJKSSHHSHSBSHSNDBSJDNDNAKXJBSUEJDMKAKSJDBSUDJDBJDKWMSMXOSJBDUWWJSNDJJSBDJWKSNSNKAOQIEHDBFHDUSNSINWHDUDJSJDNSISNHWKKWMDNDJDNEJENWKWNSJNEJSJSJSSJDJ"

Oh no..
Not again.

A loud but mumbled voice Boomed.
"HOLY SHI-"

Dave: "BAMBI, THIS IS THE 12893292729029337190TH PHONE."

"UGAGHHHHH WHATS GOING ON DOWN THERE??" I sCAeMed

i exploded the door and then go runrun to room and beat everyone up and go back to room and drown in bed

"OH NO YOU DONT!"
Bambi drag me to Mars and spammed me all the way to Brazil with corn yum yum I eat corn go grass and eat more corn bambi angry come
Slap Dave stop bambi too late I already ded on ded on Dave stop bambi too late I already ded on I eat corn and go sleep wake up In pool and run run go food yes yes yum.