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Cute banter of ShaKhi

Anokhi knew better than giving attention to Shaurya now. So, she was acting like Shaurya didn't exist in the room.

Uhhmm, abhi tak nahi samjhe ki main roothi kyu huyi thi? Jab PS ko hi farak nahi padta, to mujhe bhi kya padi. Huh!!
She thought

Shaurya started saying, "Anokhi, main to tumhe bolne waala tha ki apna bag pack kar lo, hume chalna hain."
Shaurya could see her, flicking her hairlocks to one side. He couldn't resist her persona.
But, he needed to focus on the assignment right now. So he continued, "Vaisey ye kaam to hume bahut pahle kar lena chahiye tha, par firstly shaadi ki bahut saari rasme thi, phir tumhaare exams and then.... Well, ab bilkul sahi waqt h chalne ka. "

Anokhi couldn't pretend more, so she turned to him, "to tumhe jaldi hi samajh aa gaya ki main kyu ukhdi huyi thi?"

Shaurya a little surprised, "Arey, agar itni si baat thi to pahle bata deti na. Tumhaara itna hi man tha chalne ka to pahle bol deti, main apna saara kaam pahle khatm kar leta aur phir chalte dono!!
Khair, leave this. Aaj hi hume nikalna padega, so apni packing kar lo. Maine start bhi kar diya hai apne kapde daalna. So, tum bhi jaldi karo. Tickets are booked too. Vaisey to hum Car se chalte, but kya h na.. Train ki baat hi kuchh aur hai. Air phir train se hi to humaare safar ki shuruaat huyi thi na."

Anokhi, a little confused, "kya? Car se? Tum car se chalne waale the? Train to phir bhi samajh aati h. Vaisey mujhe laga tha ki tum plane prefer karoge. But, train is well and good to me. Vo jyaada comfortable hogi mere liye."

Shaurya took Anokhi's sarcasm a little lightly, he knew she was irritated since morning so he didn't want to argue more. She had started packing her bag, wondering where are they gonna go. But, she thought that Shaurya would want it a surprise, so she didn't ask. Shaurya helped her in packing the luggage. She asked, "Vaisey hum kitne dino ke liye jaa rahe hain? Agar pata ho, to usi hisaab se packing karu. "
"Well, maine abhi tak socha nahi h. Tumhaari marzi hai, jitna chaho rukna. I won't mind. Vaisey maa bata rahi thi ki unke time pe to 1-1 mahina jaaya karte the. So, tum agar 1 mahina chaho.. Ya phir ussey jyaada bhi.. To main samajh sakta hu."
She stopped in between, "kya? Tumne maa se poochha iss baare mein? I mean, mujhe laga nahi tha. But, it's okay. "
Shaurya fetched toothbrush from bathroom, "arey, tum packing karte karte bol lena. Abhi ruko mat. Jaldi-jaldi se saamaan uthao.
Vaisey bhi tum maa se poochhne ki baat kar rahi ho? Ye to idea hi maa ka tha. Actually, dad apni puraani yaadein share kar rahe the aur ek se doosri.. Saari baatein nikalti gayi aur tabhi maa ko ye baat soojhi.. Infact maine to dad aur Kanchan se bhi confirmed kar liya hain, unhe bhi humaari recently aisi koi jaroorat nahi h to ghar aur college ka kaam humaare bina bhi chal sakta hai."

Anokhi, a bit jealous "Matlab mere alawa tumne sabhi se iss baare mein discuss kar liya? "
Then she stopped again, "Ek minute, to phir Babli di ka kya? Unhe bhi to aaj leke jaana tha na NGO.. Meri friend Antara se milwaane!!"

Shaurya, lightly hugging her, "Arey wifey, mere hote huye tenison lene ki na koi jaroorat nahi hai. Maine sab intezaam pahle se hi kar liye hain. Infact, Babli se bhi bol diya hai, vo hume vahi mil jaayegi."
Now, Anokhi baffled up, "Kya? Apne honeymoon pe apni saali ko kaun leke jaata h PS? Ye tum soch kya rahe ho?"
Shaurya get shocked. Anokhi continued, "Kya? Ab aisey kya dekh rahe ho? Nahi, pahle tum bata hi do.. Ye aaj ulti Ganga bah kaha se rahi h? Jab se uthe ho sab ulta-pulta karne pe lage ho.. Tum karna kya chahte ho?"

Shaurya, taking 2-3 deep breaths, "Wow!! I Mean just... Mind-blowing, I didn't expect that  coming from you."
Anokhi went towards the calendar and showed that to him, "Dekho, achhe se dekh lo... 1st April jaa chuki h. Uss din maine bimaar hone ka prank kiya tha tumhaare saath aur tumhe laga tha main pregnant hu? Yaad aaya? April Fools Day jaa chuka hai PS. Tum itni bahki bahki baatein kyon kar rahe ho? Infact, mujhe to lagta hai ki tumhe so jaana chahiye, ek kaam karo so jaao."
Here Shaurya was smiling shyly and had covered his face behind his hands, "Ye idea mujhe pahle kyon nahi aaya. Shit !! Matlab tum Honeymoon jaana chahti thi.. Aur main tumhe.. "
Now Anokhi realised, "Kya? Matlab.. Hum kahi aur jaa rahe the?"
Now, she was embarrassed and left everything and sat at the corner of the bed, with her forehead being held in her hand.
"Hey Matarani, ye maine kya kar diya?"
She slid her tongue out and slightly slapped her backhead, "Nikki, tu bhi na! Kisne kaha tha sab itna jaldi sochne ko? Faswa diya na? Par ek minute..."
She stood and faced Shaurya, "Tum kaha jaane ki planning kar rahe the vaisey?"

Then, Shaurya took both of her hands in his hands and made her sit on the sofa and himself sat on the floor, "Main humaari Kapoorthala jaane ki baat kar raha tha. Tumhaari abhi tak pagphere ki rasm nahi huyi h na, isliye hum sabne socha ki ab vo rasm ki jaaye. But, I'm really sorry Anokhi. I didn't know that you were expecting us to.. "

Then she made him sit on the table and
said, "Nahi PS, aisi koi baat nahi h. Infact, Main to bahut jyaada excited hu vapas ghar jaane ke liye. Main tumhe poora mohalla dikhaaungi.. Par Pagphere ki rasm to ladkiyo ke liye hoti hai na. Tum kyo taiyaar ho rahe the jaane ke liye? "
This was not the way, Shaurya wanted the talk to go. "Arey.. Matlab plan mera, taiyaari meri, tickets maine book ki aur tum ho ki mujhe hi chhodne ki baat kar rahi ho? "

Anokhi, started teasing him now, "Par PS, pagphere to hote hi isliye hai na, ki ladki ko sasuraal ki bhaag-daud se thodi shaanti mile. Naya mahaul aur sab jo naya-naya vo experience kar rahi hai, vo apne maayke meim jaake bataaye. Uske gharwaale usko parivaar mein sukhi kaisey raha jaaye iske liye salaah de."
Now, Shaurya irritated by the idea of him left behind, "Main kuchh nahi jaanta, jab tum ladkiyo ke adhikaar ki baat kar sakti ho.. To main ladke ke adhikaar ki baat nahi kar sakta? Tum apne pihar jaana chahti ho to main bhi apne sasuraal jaana chahta hu. Ye merabhi janam-siddh adhikaar h."
Anokhi smiled wryly on this thought, "PS itna dramatic hone ki jaroorat nahi hai. Tum Badi maa, maa ya Kanchan bhabhi, kisi se bhi poochh lo. Sabhi yahi bataayenge ki ye bahu ki rasm hai. Ismein dulhe ka koi kaam nahi h."
Now, Shaurya became sad. He wanted to go with her, but he wasn't able to.

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