Chapter 9

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HEY!!!!!!!! IT'S HEIDI!!!!!!! :D YA MISS ME??????? NO???? OH....... WELL, FINE!!!!!!! :p I DIDN'T MISS YOU EITHER!!!! *INSERT POUTY FACE HERE* OK..... WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS....... :)

Destiny's pov

       I was having a great dream. It was filled with gummy bears, Holly's pancakes, and cake. O__O

It all ended, however, when I hear a terrified Deck the Holls scream, "Dessie!!!!!!"

Da fuck woman?! Holly never screams, unless she's in real danger. I mean, she could handle herself.

So, I shoot out of bed, and run into the "living room" and I see Holly.

Did I mention all of the 1D boys were on top of her?

"SPARTAAA!!!!!" I scream, lunging at the guys.

They all scream, and get off of Holly.

Holly splits the prize, a.k.a her delicious pancakes, with me. ^__^ It was yummy!!!!!

~Next Morning~

I take a shower. 

Afterwards, I put my hair into a braid.

I put on my Superman shirt, black suspenders, red shorts, and black Toms.

I walk out, and all the guys burst into laughter..... I don't get it....... Do I really look THAT bad???? 

My cheeks flush a bright red, and I look down at my feet. I start to play with my fingers, and chew on my lip. It's what I do, when I get embarressed.

Holly walks over to me, and whispers, "Don't be embarressed Dessie!!! They're laughing, 'cause, you look like Louis! He would wear that! Besides.... You look good!!!!!!" she pinches my cheek, and winks.

I blush even more, if that's even possible.......

I sit down on the couch, and try to make my blush go down.

Louis sits down next to me, and starts to smile like an idiot. -.-

"SUPERMAN IS HERE!!!!!" he screams in my ear, giving me a one-sided hug.

I laugh a little, and push him off of me.

"Whatever Lou...... I didn't know this was your look! So, don't flatter yourself," I say, messing up his hair.

He smiles, and says, "Sure.... Whatever you say!!!!!!!"

Paul comes in, and hugs everyone.

"Ok," he says, "Now I've decided that we can stay one more day.... It's time to go shopping!!!!!!" :| Don't they guys have enough clothes already!?

Paul laughs, and says, "Actually...... The clothes AREN'T for the boys...."

I said that out loud??? o.O That, or Paul is a wizard!!!!! :O And he didn't tell me!!!!!!!!! 

Only then, do I process what Paul just said...... Wait a second... If the clothes aren't for the guys..... Then........

Shit.

Are we going shopping for me and Holly???!!!!!!!! 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Insert dramatic fall to the knees here.*

"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream, running back to my bunk.

Some idiot tackles me though. THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL PEOPLE!!!

I look to see who it is, and there is Holly. -.-

HOW DARE SHE!!!!!!! 

She knows I hate shopping!!!!!!

 "DESSIE!!!!!" Holly screams, "We need to look the part, as stylists!!!! We have to wear designer clothes and shit!!!!!!"

She pulls me off the ground, and pushes me towards Harry.

He grabs me, and throws me over his shoulder. O.O

Damn! This boy must be strong!!!!!!!

I cross my arms, and try to look anywhere but at Harry's ass.

I'm thrown over his shoulder, into a van. 

:( But...... I liked the limo better!!!!! WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!!!!

Ok, yeah.... That was dramatic.....

 I start to pout, and refuse to look, or talk, to anyone. Even Holly.

I mean, I hate shopping THAT much.... Yeah... I know.... I'm not like most girls....

We pull up in front of a mall.

Let the torture begin.

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