The Eagle's Rise From The Ashes

Christmas

So guys, I have been planning to make a Christmas themed chapter, you might be saying "but its not Christmas yet, why are you doing a Christmas chapter?" well, simply put, I have bigger plans for this story, and I don't want to waste both my time and yours with a bunch of nonsense filler chapters trying to drag this story out till then, so yeah, I am doing one now, so here you go, enjoy! (be warned, there are some foul Christmas jokes ahead, and I mean FOUL)

1 week later, on board Kain's command ship

"Well, I am glad we are celebrating Christmas, it wil give us all a much needed morale boost, it also seems that the workers noticed us halting all offensive ops and have themselves stopped attacking, it seems that we have an unspoken Christmas truce, I aight complaining though," said Kain. "well, time to chat and have a good time," said Kain to to all St forces.

In the US main HQ

"Hmmm, it seems that the Steel Talons are taking a break to celebrate Christmas, we might as well do the same, we could all use a break, it seems that we have an unspoken Christmas truce," said General Thunderstorm, "Plus this buys us a few days for the super dreadnought's completion," added Thunderstorm who was now smiling.

In the base that Davidison and his squad stay in

The mess hall was bustiling with activity, lights were being put up, trees were set up in the corners, and people were either avoiding or tryig to get under the misiltoe with someone. "Hey Jorge, what do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?" asked James. "I don't know," said Jorge. "whaterver the hell you want, he can't hear you," said James. They both started laughing loudly at Jame's joke. Davidison then walked over, "whats so funny you two?" asked Davidson. "Oh just some Christmas jokes," said James as Y walked over and joined Davidison. "Oh, I have one, whats the most disappointing thing for a lover on Christmas morning?' said jorge. "What?" asked Y. "When they get a sweater, but they're hoping for a screamer and a moaner," said jorge as he and James busted out laughing at Y and Davidison's expressions. "Davidson, I know they are part of you squad, but can I please kill them, because I feel like they were trying to direct that joke at us," said Y with a menacing tone. "unfortunately, no," said Davidson who actually sounded upset at that fact. 

Meanwhile with Maverick and B

"Hey B, why does Santa always come through the chimney?" asked Maverick. "I don't know," said B. "Because he knows better than to try the back door," said Maverick. Both B and Maverick laughed at that. "Wow, you are absolutely hilarious Maverick," said B. From the background, "I love this time of year, you can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room and you don't get disgusted looks."

Meanwhile in the main US medical facility

"Hey N, are you Hall? cause I wanna deck the hall," said Uzi. N was left speachless for a moment. "well, is your name Jingle bells? cause you look ready to go all the way," said N to Uzi. Uzi's mouth was left agape at N's comeback. 

Meanwhile in US base "Archangle"

"Hey Comic, what do you call Santa's helpers?" asked Diplomat. "Urgh, what?" said Comic. "Subordinate clauses," said Diplomat. "Hahah, okay fine, that was actually pretty funny, I got one, Why was the snoman smiling?" said Comic. "I don't know, why?" said Diplomat. "Because he could see the snow blower coming down the street," said Comic as both her and Diplomat started wheezing with laughter. "Holy crap, that was hilarious!" said Diplomat.

Meanwhile with Prez and Monarch

"Hey Monarch, what do three ho's get you? a very jolly Santa," said Prez. Monarch was struggiling to contain his laughter. Prez kept up the assault, "why did the snowman want a divorce? because his wife was a total flake," said Prez. Monarch was now snickering, and his golden eyes were shining with happiness. Prez went on, "Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa was smart enough to stop at three ho's," said Prez. Monarch was now unable to contain his laughter. "HAHAHAH! Okay, you got me, damn, that was too funny," said Monarch. "I have to agree with that," said Galaxy while eating drone safe popcorn covered in oil butter. "How long have you been standing there?" asked Prez. "The whole time, I am just as suprised as you are that you didn't see me, also tell me, when can I expect Pill babies?" aske Galaxy. "WHAAAT!?" screamed out both Monarch and Prez. "What, you two are so made for each other, I literally have to block Prez' comms at times in the middle of a mission to prevent her from distracting you," said Galaxy. "Wait, what?" said both Prez and Monarch. "You know what, I am just going to go go now, bye!" said Galaxy as he turned and ran. 

With Crimson team

"Hey guys, what do you call a kidd who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a clause," said Lance as he and all of Crimson team laughed at the joke. "Hey, its Christmas, lets go have fun, I heard that they are making eggnog," said Titan. "Uh Titan, you can't have eggnog, remember last time?" said Omega. "Oh right, well, to be fair, I did go overboard, but I have learned better since then," said Titan. "Ugh, fine, but Lance, keep an eye on him, you know how he gets with eggnog, he can never have enough it seems," said Omega. "Heh, don't worry, I will keep an eye on him," said Lance.

back with Y and Davidison

"Wow, this eggnog is good, I know its techinically flavered alcoholic oil, but still, its quite good," said Y. "Yeah, its quite good, I wonder what our limit on these are, considering the fact that these are not as alchololic as the drinks we had that night that we passed out and James and Jorge put us in that room together," said Davidison. A group ofRangers, Missile Defenders, Snipers, and Commandoes totaling at 40 were in the background singing Christmas songs in a slighly drunken manner. 

With B and Maverick

Maverick and B had set their drinks down on a counter. A worker drone in a flight suite with the name Goose on the side snuck up to their drinks and put something in both, "heh, this is what you get Maverick for humiliating me and my squadren back in basic," said Goose evily. Goose then snuck off before he was spotted. B and Maverick the grabed their drinks and each took a long gulp from them, "Oh, is it just me or does my drink taste funny?" said Maverick as he began to wobble. "Yeah, mine tooooo-" said B as she and Maveric began to black out and their drunken selves took control. "Whoo! lets have some *hic* fun B," said Maverick. 'Yeah *hic* lets," said B.

Back with Kain

Kain was passed out drunk in his private quaters with some random female officer who was also passed out drunk with him on his bed from all the Chrismas fun.