The Eagle's Rise From The Ashes

R&R shenanigans PT 1

In US base "Archangle" the day after the Christmas celebrations

A worker drone in a flight suit was walking down a hallway and stopped at a door and knocked and said in a thick British accent, "OI MAVERICK, WAKE UP YOU BLOODY WANKER! WE GOT A BRIEFING IN THREE HOURS!" Nothing. "MAVERICK, OPEN THIS DOOR BEFORE I KICK IT DOWN!" said the worker drone. "ARE YOU BLOODY STHOOPID!" yelled the worker drone(sorry if I offened the British people reading this). "DAMNIT MAVERICK! FINE, I WILL KICK YOUR DOOR DOWN, PRIVACY BE DAMNED!" yelled the worker drone as he kicked the door down with no success. "OW, Why did I think I could kick down a military grade door?!" said the British worker drone as the locking mechanisms on the door opened. "Huh? did I unlock it with my kick? well I guess that works," said the worker drone as he walked in. "OI! WAKE UP YA BLOODY WANKER! YOU NEED TO GET READY FOR OUR BREIFING THATS IN THREE HOURS!" screamed the British worker drone. Maverick then woke up, "Urgh, what the hell Winston, what gives?" said Maverick groggily. "Well if you have to know, I knew you were sleeping in because I didn't see you getting your morning coffee from the mess hall and I was informed that we had a briefing in a couple of hours and OH MY-" said the Worker drone now identified as Winston as B poked her head from the covers, "Ugh, what happened?" said B groggily. "I am so so sorry for this intrusion of privacy, I er um, I am going to go now, bye!" said Winston who was embarrassed that he had walked in on that. "What the hell are you doing in my bed B? I don't remember inviting you into my bed, then again, I can barely remember last night," said Maverick. "I can't remember either, did we get drunk and black out?" said B. "We might of, wait, he said that we had a briefing in three hours, I need to get ready!" said Maverick who as he tried to climb out of his bed got yanked back by B's tail. "Oh im sorry, I didn't realize my tail was wrapped around you, um, wow, drunk me really did not want to let go of you, my tail is really tied around you, this might take a while to undo," said B who was blushing at the fact that her and Maverick had slept together, and that her tail was so thourohly tied around him. "Uh, please tell me we can untie your tail, I really don't want to have to go to my briefing with your tail still wrapped around me, and having to drag you along," said Maverick who was blushing from embaressment. 

Meanwhile with Winston

"I can't believe I walked in on that, that is too embarrasing, no wonder he slept in, he was probaly sleeping off a hangover, wait, he tries to not get drunk when he drinks," said Winston to himself. He then flashes back to last night. Winston was slightely tipsy, singing along with the others and noticed out of the corner of his vision someone sneaking away from Maverick's and B's drinks. "Oh that bloody scoundrel messed with their drinks, no wonder Maverick and B got drunk, and to think I thought for a moment that he got drunk on purpose, I am such a bad friend at times," said Winston to himself. "Though I wonder who woud do that to Maverick and why? our squadren doesn't have any rivals that would go that far, do we?" thought Winston. 

At the base that Davidison and his squad stay at

Sanchez and Johnson were walkin down the halls when Sanchez said, "Hey Sarge, its Christmas day, we should probaly have some fun with the rest of the squad, you know gifts and what not, maybe some games." "Yeah, your right, luckely we already put gifts under the tree in our barrecks, though Y and Davidison need to join us," said Johnson. "Your really think that might be a problem?" said Sanchez. "No, not really," said Johnson. "Well, lets have some more Christmas fun!" said Sanchez exitedly. 

2 hours later, in the squad barrecks room

James, Jorge, Sanchez, and Johnson were sitting on the beds when Y and Davidison walked in. "Hey guys, thanks for inviting me and Y over for the festivities, though I do have to ask, why do me and Y get a private oom together?" said Davidson. "Ah, that doesn't matter now, lets have some fun!" said Sanchez. Y and Davidison sat down on the same bed together. "So Davidson, did you and Y do anything, special, on Christmas Eve?" said James with a sly tone. "James, I swear if you try and say I screwed Y for Christmas, I will personally beat you up and hang you upside down with a gag in your mouth in the middle of the mess hall," said Davidson. Y immediately turned towards Davidson with a massive blush and a shocked look on her face. "What? you could tell that was what he was hinting at," said Davidson. Sanchez then handed Y and Davidison a present. "These ones are from me and Johnson," said Sanchez. Y and Davidison opened the presents to find large, soft bathrobes, Y's being a yellow and silver while Davidson's was black and red. "Wow, its so soft and fluffy, it even has a hole to slip my tail through," said Y. "Yeah, thank you, these are really nice," said Davidson. "James and Jorge, here is one for you from me and Johnson," said Sanchez as he handed James and Jorge a present. James and Jorge opened theirs and got punched in the face by a jack in the box with a boxing glove. "Ow, what the hell man?" said Jorge. "Sorry, Karma is a bitch aint she? look beneath them, said Sanchez. James looked beneath the jack in the box and found a token that was on a small chain that looked like it could attach to his rifle that said, "Boom, headshot." "Uh, thanks? I really don't know how to feel about it," said James. Jorge looked as well and found a shirth that had Jorge from Halo:Reach giving a thumbs up. "Yeah thanks, I can appreciate it, but the puch to the face kinda ruined it," said Jorge. "Your welcome," said Sanchez. "Johnson here is yours from me, said Sanchez. Johnson opened it up and found a green bathrobe and a coffee mug that said 1# Sarge. "Thanks Sanchez, this was really nice of you," said Johnson. "here is one from me Sanchez," said Johnson. Sanchez opened his up to find a tan bathrobe and a T-shirt that said "I am the best teammate." "Wow, thanks Johnson," said Sanchez. "Here, me and Y actually got you this," said Davidson. Sanchez opened it up to find a necklace that contaied a picture of their entire squad standing together, "Thanks you two, I love it," said Sanchez. "Your welcome," said both Y and Davidison. "We would have gotten y'all something if we weren't blindsided by this Christmas, we were quite busy these past months so we weren't able to keep up," said James. "No, I really don't mind, I understand completely, these past months have been a handful with the Steel Talons, but the point of Christmas is to hang out with friends and family," said Sanchez. For the rest of the day they played all sorts of fun little games, even at one point playing a absolutely brutal game of cards against humanity.