The Eagle's Rise From The Ashes

R & R Shenanigans pt2

In US base "Archangle"

"Alright guys, lets celebrate Christmas day," said Galaxy. "Hey Prez, I have a present for you, here," said Monarch. Prez opened it up and found a coffee mug that said "1# Wingwoman." "Aw, thanks Monarch," said Prez. "Ah please, you haved saved me at least twice this past year, its the least I could do," said Monarch. "Here Monarch, this is the gift I got you," said Prez. Monarch opened it up and found a black and gold colored bathrobe and and a coffee mug that said "Don't mess with the King." "Thanks Prez, I love it," said Monarch. "I'm glad you like it Monarch," said Prez. "Prez, here," said Galaxy as he handed Prez a large present and clinking bottles could be heard from inside. Prez opened it and saw 9 wine bottles that were Galaxy's favorite. "What? these are your favorite kind of drone wine," said a confused Prez. "Well, I thought that since you seem to love snagging bottles from my stash, I thought I would give you some so you don'y have to steal from me, by the way, you could of just asked," said Galaxy. "Hey Diplomat, I got one for you," said Comic. Diplomat opened his and found a flight jacket that resembled a WW2 bomber jacket that said Diplomat on the shoulders, and Hitman team on the back. "Oh wow Comic, its amazing!" said Diplomat. "Okay my turn Comic, here," said Diplomat with a somewhat mischievous tone. Diplomat pulled out a present but held it to his crotch, Comic's eyes emenated annoyance. "Diplomat, if this is a Dick in the box joke I swear-" said Comic. "But wouldn't it be a Dip in the box?" joked Diplomat. "Diplomat, I will fucking slap you," said an annoyed Comic. "Oh, but where will you slap me?" said Diplomat with a sly tone. "I uh, you know what I mean!" said a flustered Comic. "Oh, do I need to get a private room for you two? because it sounds like there will be a lot of loud slapping sounds, maybe even some other sounds too," said Galaxy with a smug look on his face. Monarch spat out his hot chocolate flavored oil in suprise, "The hell Galaxy? me and Prez walk away for one minute to make hot chocolate and we come back to this? we heard the entire conversation, but still, what you said Galaxy was downright nasty," said Monarch. "Look, just open it, I swear its not a dick in the box joke, I wouldn't do that, at least not with everyone else here," said Diplomat. Comic opened it and found a flight jacket that was similar to Diplomat's but said Comic on the shoulders and Hitman 3 on the back. "Wow, thanks Dip, for both the present and not trying to hit me with a dick in the box joke," said Comic. "Your welcome," said Diplomat. "Hey Galaxy, here is one from me and Prez," said Monarch. Galaxy opened his and found a mug that said "1# AWACS." "Thanks, even though I sit back at base and remotely control the tiny AWACS drone, mark targets, inform you when enemy reinforcements are inbound, and generally babysitting you all on missions, I still appriciate it," said Galaxy. "I do have another gift, this one being for Monarch and Prez," said Galaxy. "It better not be a pack of condems if what you said about Diplomat and Comic is anything to go by," said Monarch with an annoyed look on his face. "Pfft, what no, absolutely not," said Galaxy as he slid the present he was about to give them behind the tree where it wouldn't be seen. "I got you two shot glasses, I didn't have time to wrap them though," said Galaxy as he pulled two out of a small box he brought with him, one had a cromn on it, and the other said Prez on the side. "oo nice, thats very thoughtful of you, nice detail with the cromn on Monarch's glass," said Prez. "Yeah, I agree with Prez, it is quite a nice detail," said Monarch. "Yeah, I thought since I got you some wine that it would just make sense to get you some shot glasses," said Galaxy. "Should we tell them?" asked Diplomat to Comic quitely. "No, they don't need to know that this is Galaxy's cover up," said Comic quitely. Hitman team for the rest of Christmas day just generally enjoyed themselves, playing games and telling jokes, oh, and doing both at the same time in Cards against Humanity. "MCV's newst premier, two midgets shitting in a bucket the musical, hahaha, okay, that one is the winner, who played it?" said Comic who was practically out of breath from laughter. "That would be me," said Diplomat truimphently as he won that round of Cards Against Humanity(This is an actuall game btw, its quite diry but hilarious at the same time, it really makes you realize just how terrible your friends and familie's sense of humor is). 

Meanwhile in the US main medical facility

"Good morning Uzi, I made us some hot chocolate, you ready for Christmas day celebrations?" said a exited N. "Yes I am, and thank for making hot chocolate N, said Uzi as she began to sip the hot chocolate from the mug N handed her. "Here, I got this for you Uzi, I tried to mix a Christmas theme with your favorite clothing design," said N. Uzi opened the present and found a set of cloths that looked exactly like what she wore in the pilot, but scaled up(Remember, she changed into a Disassembly Drone and got bigger) it still had the gothic battery logo on the jacket and the entire thing was in Christmas colors, and even the boots(or whatever the heck you call what she wore on her feet in the pilot, plus she has legs like N's but femmine). "Oh wow, thanks N, I love it, I didn't think it was possible to mix my clothing styles and Christmas, let me put this on, then we will continue," said Uzi. Uzi came back around 2 minutes later in her new Christmas attire. N blushed a little bit because he realized it was a little to small and was more like how V's jacket was(It goes down lower but still shows some of the abdomen or for you people who don't know what that means its the lower torso or the stomach). "What N? like what you see?" teased Uzi. "I uh, miscalculated with the size, I could of sworn I made it were it would be a perfect fit, though I aint complaining," said an embarrassed N. "I really don't mind, it still fits comfortably so its not a problem, here, open your present," said Uzi. N opened his and found a silver, black, and yellow bathrobe that had a hole for his tail to slip through, "Oh wow, thanks Uzi, I love it, it even has a hole for my tail to slip through," said N. N then handed Uzi a present, and when she opened it she found a black and purple bathrobe that just like N's has a hole for Uzi's tail to slip through, and a coffee mug that said "Until I have either fully woken up or have had some coffee leave me alone." "Thanks N, this bathrobe is perfect, same thing with the coffee mug, you really are the best boyfriend," said Uzi. N blushed a little at that, "your welcome Uzi," said N. Uzi and N then shared some more gifts with each other, picture frames, clothes, and trinkets, they also had some fun playing Uno with each other, then after hours of celebrating they went back to bed to sleep off the exhaustion from the days events.

Author's note: The reason why this is a 2 part chapter is because I was trying to get all of this in one chapter but I ran out of time and had to go to bed since I had school the next day, and I didn't want to sit there for 5 days with a draft just sitting there waiting to be published, so yeah, I hope you all understand, bye, and have a great day!