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@Calum5SOS :
quarantine 🤒

1,237,990 likes                  142,072 retweets

replies (99,013) :

@Luke5SOS : and you said i was a sucker !
   ↳@Calum5SOS : i think we've already established that we both fucked up

@franny_arrieta : are you two sick or something?
   ↳@Calum5SOS : yes(
   ↳@franny_arrieta : omg, get well soon!
   ↳@Luke5SOS : thanks franny!! but don't worry dear, we all have our own personal nurse ;)
   ↳@Calum5SOS : don't tell people on twitter about your home games hemmings
   ↳@Luke5SOS : 🤭

@ashleymbesson : i am too grateful to you, that's why i can't leave now :( or else i would have left a long time ago
   ↳@Calum5SOS : do not deceive yourself
   ↳@ashleymbesson : i always tell the truth
   ↳@corbynbesson : not always, ashley :)
   ↳@ashleymbesson : shut up

@almondmilkhunni : didn't cutie besson take care of you?

@Calum5SOS blocked @almondmilkhunni

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@Calum5SOS :
i blocked brandy on twitter

@ashleymbesson :
oh wow

i don't like what she talks about you

thanks calum

but do you realize that it won't get her out of your life?

yes

but she'll be less likely to flicker in front of our eyes

right

how are you? you need something?

no thanks darling

i haven't eaten anything from your lunch yet

😠

your soup smells like a sewer...

hey

it's not my soup, it's your symptoms

everything will smell like that long after covid

ugh, bring me a gun pls

no

you know what

i miss luke so much :((

i don't think he misses you either

oh ahahahhzusuasksksk

i meant duke

and this baby sure misses you

he's whining

i can hear

send me a pic

this is us walking in the yard today

🥺

and how do you feel besson?

i think it's okay

if you feel sick, tell me right away

i will call a doctor

i am okay calum

but sad a little

i guess i miss you even more as duke does..

i miss you too ashley