5

1.1K 36 76
                                    

direct

@lukehemmings :
hey dude

@calumhood :
dude..

don't try to seem cool

you're old

you too

haha

i'm actually texting you on the case

yep

do you remember ashley?

i know a lot of ashley

ashley besson

corbyn's sister?

yes

i do remember

she's having problems with her apartment bc she was evicted this morning

sierra remembered that you are alone in the big house now

roy moved away from you

couldn't stand you i guess

🥰

soo

maybe you could put her up at your place?

yk spend nights in the car.. kinda difficult

but what about her brother?

it doesn't matter

anyway, think about it, but it is desirable to give an answer soon, because it is dangerous for such a nice girl to sleep in the car

why can't she stay with you?

well first of all, we have a kind of honeymoon on the couch

secondly, i think i'm sick

i'm not surprised

fuck you

ok

soooo?

k tell her to text me and i'll text her the address

you're da best

is she at least not afraid of dogs?

oh yeah, you're a crazy dog

......

well seriously, how would i know... i've seen her twice in my life and that was because corbyn made her carry coffee while we were at the studio

social media | ᶜᵃˡᵘᵐ ʰᵒᵒᵈWhere stories live. Discover now