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@lukehemmings :
hey dude@calumhood :
dude..don't try to seem cool
you're old
you too
haha
i'm actually texting you on the case
yep
do you remember ashley?
i know a lot of ashley
ashley besson
corbyn's sister?
yes
i do remember
she's having problems with her apartment bc she was evicted this morning
sierra remembered that you are alone in the big house now
roy moved away from you
couldn't stand you i guess
🥰
soo
maybe you could put her up at your place?
yk spend nights in the car.. kinda difficult
but what about her brother?
it doesn't matter
anyway, think about it, but it is desirable to give an answer soon, because it is dangerous for such a nice girl to sleep in the car
why can't she stay with you?
well first of all, we have a kind of honeymoon on the couch
secondly, i think i'm sick
i'm not surprised
fuck you
ok
soooo?
k tell her to text me and i'll text her the address
you're da best
is she at least not afraid of dogs?
oh yeah, you're a crazy dog
......
well seriously, how would i know... i've seen her twice in my life and that was because corbyn made her carry coffee while we were at the studio