Kawaii Grandma Katherine and her husband, Obese Grandpa Owen, are having relationship problems. He's constantly cheating on her with other women and men on a daily basis. Katherine decided she's had enough of this good for nothing, broke, fat, Cauca...
Katherine don't! Rodney yellped through tears. I pulled the trigger...
BANG
There Rodney lay on the floor, bleeding out, whimpering as his blood soaked into the rug. Wood chips from the floor boards swam in red pools, like ducks in a lake.
"Welp, I'm off." Joe exclaimed, backflipping into his country boots and strutting to the door. Suddenly he stopped. "Before I leave, Ma'am..you should know..." I raised an eyebrow in confusion
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Adjusting his cowboy hat, he let out a sigh. "Rodney got Beyoncé..." "He got beyoncè?" I said in confusion, not knowing what he meant. Joe rubbed his belly attempting to signal something.
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"Ugh." He let out an annoyed sigh. "HE GOT BEYONCÉ PREGNANT"
"W-w-w-w-what?.." I stammered through broken sobs. Tears rolling down my cheeks, I looked up at the ceiling and bent backwards, my wig absorbing Rodney's blood.
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Joe turned back around and adjusted his cowboy hat again. Stomping his feet and slapping his leather cloaked thigh, he sprinted off into the fields. I knew I couldn't just lay here. My rent was already overdue and I was about to be evicted..But what could I do?.. BINGO 💡 I lifted myself up, blood still dripping from the bag of my wig. I'll go to Newyork. Leave this farmlife behind and find myself a rich man. I threw my wig off and flung my greasy, natural locks into a messy bun. Dashing out into the fields to the horse barn, tears of joy slipped down my wrinkles and into my mouth, hydrating me. I jumper onto the mare horse, slapped his booty, causing him to let out a toot, and we giddy uped into the sun set.
After hours of trotting through hills and meadows, we finally met the city.
