It had been 2 weeks since the breakup. Kine was still not over it. His friends had tried their best to cheer him up.
"Hey, look on the bright side, it means you can try and find someone who share interests with!" Rick had reassured him nervously. Rick was concerned for his friend despite his.. antics. Chu Chu had been trying to hype up Kine, who started to dye his scales black.
"Hey listen, when I realized Kirby didn't love me back I was so heartbroken I killed a man and was imprisoned for a few weeks! ya gotta remember there was worst things then a break up."
"Chu chu you have the worst advice ever." Coo said from a nearby tree, shaking his head in annoyance. "And do you know anything about love?" she snapped back "You literally read twilight." "touche" she said bitterly. They all knew Coo stumbled upon her x readers on wattpad...
Kine sat in silence as his friends bickered.. they didn't understand what it was like being a fish.... a fish who's like Joker.. from the movie Joker.. "We live in a society.." He says as he swims away from those normies.
He checked his phone as he swam past Sonic the hedgehog drowning.
"Crypto bro gathering, dudes, let's go gays" "guys*" was sent by "communism420" with an nft pfp in the discord server for all of Kirby's friends, along with a link to the website. Before the message was deleted by the admin "mitski enjoyer" with the batman pfp, he clicked the link. He then muted the chat after the message "whats an nft" was sent by user "catboy squidward" knowing the stuff that would come next.
Kine thought about it, Mine wouldn't like it- oh wait nvm she left him for chad. He bought a single ticket. Single, like him...
Kine pulled up his playlist and started playing emo music like my chemical romance while screaming about his pain underwater. His beautiful singing was so majestic that the Halberd crashed into the sea because Vul got distracted by singing and started crying and totally not because they let Meta knight take the wheel for a minute.
He left, because he was just a creep and a weirdo and no one would ever understand him..
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It was the day of the nftcon, and Kine brought out his automated robotic fishbowl that he got on ebay in exchange for his soul.
He went to the convention, it was near orange ocean convietally. It was in a large white tent, next to the nearby concert hall where Mitski was performing so there was nft bros and depressed people fistfighting nearby. he ignored them and went inside.
It was filled with stalls, the beautiful stench of mountain dew and cheeto puffs filled the air as people who use axe body spray displayed their nfts with pride.
He was ready to proudly show off his investments in over 75 types of crypto, and his 15 nfts including:
Meta knight unmasked nft, Meta knight unmasked nft but edited with Kirby's face, Magolor in a box nft, bored ape and more idk man I have a life nfts suck.
He moved past various people, he even saw Marx showing off his various nfts. He was distracted by the unveil of mariocoin, when he suddenly crashed into a wall of muscles and yarn.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Kine said, looking up at the person.
The person was made entirely of yarn. Tall (for a dreamlander cause everyones short there), mustached, wearing a sombero and handsome. "Ah my apologies, I was not looking." he said.
"It's fine- wait is that... a super rare handsome hyness nft?!" Kine gasped as he looked at the print poorly taped onto the sombrero. It was an nft of hyness edited onto handsome squidward, only one was in existence.
"It is!" The yarn person said proudly. "Woah.. that's super cool... " "Why thank you my fishy friend! why don't you tell me your name?" "Kine, yours?" "Yin-yarn."
Yin-yarn. It was a strange but beautiful name, Kine sworn he heard that before... oh well.
Kine and Yin-yarn spent the rest of the convention hanging out, it turns out they had a lot in common. They both enjoyed bullying children on roblox, nfts, heck they even both had the exact same spotify playlist.
They traded discords, and as the day ended and Yin-yarn left to Patchland, waving goodbye to his new friend, Kine couldn't happen but to feel something.. creep up inside him. A warm fuzzy feeling, like he ate a pizza roll. oh frick not this again
(Authors note: this was rushed but idc. The more rushed these are the better they become.)
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+~Fishy love~+ (KINE X YIN YARN)
Fanfic(Disclaimer. I have not played epic yarn. But whatever) Kine is an average ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ fish with a normal life (other then dreamland getting invaded every 5 seconds) Until his girlfriend leaves him for another fish and he turns emo and then he meets...
