Kismat ke dhage

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next day

Vidhi: "Teju jaldi uthna yaar, hume jana hai, shaadi ki shopping karne, yaar plzz uthja hum already late ho gaye hai, plzz jaldi kar, umar already pahuch gaya hoga:

teju: "ha baba, kar rahi hu, tu faltu mein itna excite ho rahi hai, shaadi sirf barbadi hai, dekhna kuch din mein pyaar vyaar ka bhoot utar jayega" and she moves inside the washroom

Vidhi(suddenly):"oh shit!!! shit shit shit shit!!!"

teju peeks out of the washroom, only her head is out: "kya hua, bhoot dekh liya kya, itna chila rahi hai?"

Vidhi: I can't, I can't come shopping, I can't, even umar can't 

Teju: WTH!!! why can't you both, date pe ja rahe ho?(teasingly)

Vidhi: No stupid, there's an emergency patient in the hospital, the condition is very critical, we have to rush there, it can't be delayed, but you have to go shopping along with Umar's Best friend, I will share you the phone no.  he will meet you at CCD, Rajiv chowk metro station.

Teju: What!! Are you serious? i don't even know him, how can I go shopping along with him, and on top of that, it's your wedding not mine, how can I shop for you? trials kaise honge, design, color style, kaise final karungi? hawa mein?

Vidhi: yaar sab ho jayega, see, humare sizes are approx similar, you already know my choices, rahi baat umar ki toh vo uska dost handle karlega, you need not worry, tu plzz bas uske saath chali ja, plzz, plzz plzz!!!!!

Teju: ok fine, gimme the no. i will go and shop for you!!

Vidhi: Thank you teju, you are the best

Teju (smartly): I already know (smirks)

other side

Karan (on call): there's no fucking way am going alone with some random friend of your to-be-wife, dude i don't even know her, no even her name, I haven't even met vidhi yet and you want me to go shopping with some stranger, no fucking way!!! no no no!!! that's it

Umar: Bro I would have accompanied you, but the condition of the patient is very critical, please understand, we can't come, I will text you the ph no , she will see you at CCD, Rajiv chowk metro station, ok?! ok byee!!!

Karan : Hello, hello..hello...Umar??!!!  damn-it!!

later the day

Teju: What the hell, this man is late, he doesn't even know the importance of people's time, so irresponsible, just 5 more mins, else no shopping!!!

Karan is running like a flying beast, coffee in one hand and a blazer in the other, suddenly he collides with someone, obviously, it's Teju

Teju: Ahhh, that's the only thing left, coffee on my dress, phele toh vidhi ne akele bhej diya, fir vo Kundrra ka bacha nahi aaya abhi tak aur ab yeh mahaunbhav, kaafi acha din nikal raha hai, pata nahi aage aur kya kya hai iss mahan di mein, jayiye bhaishab, jayiye, mere saath yeh hota rehta hai, koi tension nahi, sab set hai.

Karan: madam ek request hai, app mujhe gaali dedo, lekin plzz bhaishab mat boliye, plzz, it's a request

Teju(chuckled): Ahem...Ahem...sure...sure, just a second mujhe ek namune ko ph karna hai, she calls Karan, tringg...tring...ring...ring...(teju to karan) aapka ph baj raha hai.

Karan: Hello, Kundrra ka bacha speaking!!!

Teju(shocked): Holy shit, is this Karan Kundrra?

Karan: nope, this is Kundrra ka bacha, tell me where are you standing, coz am standing besides you Ms.Prakash

Teju (in mind): What!!!! is he the same Kundrra, are you seriousss!!!! mera din aaj bhut bura jane wala hai, hey ganpati bappa please meri madad karna, iss maushya se mujhe bacha lena!!!please please please!!!!

Karan: madam, agar aapki self talking ho gayi ho toh kya hum shopping ke liye chal sakte hai? unn dono ke outfit select karne mein kaafi time lagega, aur hum already late hai.

Teju: yess, i know, let's goo!! and am sorry for that kundrra ka bacha thing, vo actually mein bhut frustrated thi, because you were late and upar se tumne mujhe par coffee bhi gira di thi...toh..vo flow flow mein nikal gaya tha...sorry!!!

Karan (chuckled): Ahhhh, it's fine, mai itni itni si baate dil pe nahi leta, chill karo

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