For algoresbullwhip I AM SO SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING THIS ACC EXISTS LMAO
Me: well...what do you have to say Mike
PENCE: I Plead the fifth
TRUMP: um no tell us now
PENCE: u m m
BILL: pwease tell us UwU
HILLARY: BILL SHUT UP NOW
BILL: sowwy OnO
HILLARY: *facepalms* good lord
TRUMP: anyway tell us. NOW.
PENCE: ok so I was at the RNC (republican national convention) and I made some speech with words that I don't know what they mean. then I saw Hillary shaking her head at the speech but also at her spineless husband
BILL: HEY YOU MO-
TRUMP: not now bill here's your tablet go watch your anime
BILL: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PENCE: as I was saying. I saw Hillary shaking her head but she looked fantastic so I just went up to her and we hit it off despite being from different parties. then we did the nasty
BILL: スーパースノーセーラーパワーズ、アクティベート！
TRUMP: BILL I SWEAR TO GOD
*TRUMP knocks BILL out with a melatonin pill*
HILLARY: if I may interject I was drunk sooooo
PENCE: ok but then why have we had the nasty time approximately 224 times in the past year?
TRUMP: ayo?
HILLARY: um um I um uh shsobs ok fine its bc bill is bad at the nasty
Me: how so
TRUMP: NO DONT ASK
HILLARY: he always says "先輩..." or "主人..." (senpai or master)
TRUMP: no please stop
HILLARY: and he insists on wearing a Japanese schoolgirl uniform and I have to be on top
TRUMP: OK STOP NOW
HILLARY: oh, and-
Me: ok I have heard enough hehe
this has all been VERY entertaining but the question wasn't answered. Mike why are u sleeping with Hillary?
HILLARY: no don't tell-
PENCE: IM TRYING TO GET HER PREGNANT!
EVERYONE: WHAAAAAT
PENCE: and we have some exciting news!
HILLARY: no please wait don't-
PENCE: HILLARY IS PREGNANT!!!
EVERYONE: WHAT THE F
Me: oh good lord what a twist
TRUMP: IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Me: ok looks like I'm going to have to cut this short and break this fight up! but look forward to HTM2 hopefully starting back up again!
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