From chansnoseboop
A/N: Sorry it took so long!! I may or may not have been waiting for the 2 year anniversary of HTM :)
Me: So, Hillary, answer this question.
HILLARY: P-p-p-pUNLCITIRY SSRUNT?!?!?!
TRUMP: i think hillary just had a seizure
MELANIA: wig flew
HILLARY: um I LOVE MY HUSBAND DEARLY AND I TREASURE HIM this is NOT for pin lock and tree
Me: it's publicity
HILLARY: poop on my weave
TRUMP: publicity
HILLARY: picked lice titty
Me: ok so um
BILL: ofc hill hill loves me and my anime weeaboo kawaii self
HILLARY: *on phone* well yes penicillin he's just so weak because of that stupid anime stuff well bye baby ily
Me: um hillary
HILLARY: NO IM NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE
BILL: of course not u love me and my bussy right
HILLARY: yes mhm
???: I heard a lie
Me: wut
*??? unmasks himself as Mike Pence*
PENCE: I heard u were looking to spice things up
BILL: pence. how dare u show ur face here again.
PENCE: well I've been sleeping with hillary and- DONALD WHAT
TRUMP: pencypoo?! my beloved?! are u sleeping with my mother?!
HILLARY: yes
PENCE: um it's not what it looks like donny-chan I can explain
TRUMP: DIDKJSKS IS APMAKAKALAMSKNSLSNS
Me: ok so um was this a publicity stunt? guess not. but she's sleeping with penicillin so idk. htm2 drama has intruded.
(again so sorry chansnoseboop for the wait.)
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