My Problematic Bodyguard (BOOK 1)

CHAPTER 11: Disturbance

------PORSCHE-----
"Porsche! I didn't like last night's movie."
"Isn't it fun?"
"Yes, it was fun, but it was a little scary in terms of story line and the acting
wasn't that good."
I smiled while looking at Khun who was sitting on the sofa and continuously changing
the TV channel, without turning to look at me. I don't know if he is embarrassed or
something. What's certain is that this crazy guy has been a little weird since last
night. Another bodyguard said that he was very calm despite watching such hot
scenes.
Is there something wrong with him? At his age, would he still prefer to ride a unicorn
and play in the lavender fields?
Has Khun even brought a woman to his bed?
If all he has been doing up to now is just singing and watching, I can tell that he is
crazy.
After last night, we were kicked out of the room. Khun was addicted and continued
watching two more stories, with the reason that made me laugh.
It was because he said that he had never watched such a genre. He fell asleep at
four in the morning.
When morning came, we opened our eyes to joy and exhaustion. Strange questions
arise from the young master who is still curious about what he watched last night.
Such as:
'Why did that woman have to be tied up?',
'Why do you have to do it secretly under the table?’ Or
'Why does that woman struggle when she ends up screaming in pleasure?'
"Are you really going to watch this film? Are you sure?"
Arm poked my back. As usual, the four of us sat in the same place, waiting for Khun
to choose the title of the film we were going to watch.
'The love of the mistress in the sugar cane next to the forest'.
Just reading the title made me roll my eyes tiredly because Khun said he didn't want
to watch something like yesterday's.
Come on, haven't you ever thought about doing anything else?
At least, give me something that a guard like me should be doing. I am a bodyguard
who will protect and fight those who intend to harm him. I was not hired to
accompany him to watch, sing or anything like this.
He must be very lonely!
"Uh...Mr. Khun,"
I called out softly even though inside I wanted to say, 'Hey, idiot!', but I cannot. The
other bodyguards did not respect him as much as they respected Kinn, but at least
he wasn't as rude as Kinn in the way he treated me. At least it is only my head that
hurts. My physique and heart were still safe, so I had to show him a little respect.
"What?"
"Sir, aren't you going out anywhere?"
I felt so stiff, yet he seemed so relaxed. If he keeps up with this nonsense of just
watching drama series all day long, will he even think about feeling the sun on his
skin or socializing with people?
"Nothing requires me to leave here,"
he said honestly. His gentle face stared at me with sparkling eyes. His face
resembles Kinn's but with rainbow fashion and a lavender field spread across the
background. (His personality is soft, gentle and flower-like.)
"So, Master won't go out, uh..."
I had not finished my words before that bastard interrupted me.
"Are you bored?"
He said while sitting next to me.
"Uh ..."
He pressed the remote and turned off the TV as he turned around and his gaze
collided with mine.
"Then let's just sing!"
Simultaneously loud sighs sounded unstoppable from the other bodyguards.
Oh! I am about to lose it and go crazy!
"No, I don't mean that ... Master should go out for fun and challenges,"
I said in a normal tone, watching him go to open the cabinet, pulling out the
microphone and audio system.
"Don't you like to go out drinking?"
I wonder what could have kept him from sitting all day with a bitter face. Coming out
to enjoy what I love feels very normal in my life. But dealing with this guy, it feels like
we are prisoners who are imprisoned in a whirlpool of retarded people.
"No! When I go to a bar, I always run into enemies, and they will set up a trap
for me."
I was reminded of the fancy bar that I went to with Kinn. Even though those who
came belonged to the high society, we still met a group of people who wanted to
attack him. Seeing how they got their wealth; it is no wonder they have so many
enemies.
"You shouldn't go to that bar. Try a new place where those people won't go, it
will be more fun."
He turned around to look at me with a frown. I convinced myself to speak well in
order to persuade him. Because afterwards, I realized, in order to live here, you must
survive the madness.
"Where?"
That bastard asked me.
"It is a nice place with lots of people, you definitely won't find anyone who will
hurt you,"
I said smiling.
He walked up to me and asked in a low voice.
"What are you trying to do?"
"Don't you want to go out and open your eyes?"
I said back. He acted like I was up to something.
"I want to, actually I am a little tired of watching series and karaoke."
Hearing that, I looked away slightly and gave a wicked smile. Well, I am going to
take him to a new world.
"So, let's go, I guarantee it is completely safe there."
"Are you sure no one will hit me on the head?"
He stands, crossing his arms and looks at me doubtfully.
"I guarantee we are just going there to mingle. It will be so much fun!!!"
The bastard nodded in response, even though his expression was noticeably
unconfident.
"If it isn't fun and someone hits me, I will ask Father to kill you!"
I nodded slowly.
I am sure all the enemies of this family must have been investigating and stalking the
places they used to go, so wherever he goes he will meet people who are after him.
That is why they should be looking for a new place, where the enemies would not
think that they would go.
"You guys go get ready,"
He turned to speak to his subordinates.
"Wait a minute, we can't go dressed like this."
He looked at me in surprise.
"We have to mingle. You guys change into casual but neat clothes."
I saw them start to panic.
"Trust me,"
I said in a determined voice.
"..."
Everyone turned to look at him for an answer. Khun seemed to be making his
thinking hard face, so I had to help convince him even more.
"We can't stand out, wear simple clothes so that no one will care. I guarantee it
will be a lot of fun."
"Okay, okay! If it is not fun, I'll kick your ass!"
Then he walked back into his bedroom.
I smiled imagining all the fun that was about to begin, my life won't be boring
anymore!!!! I ordered the others to change their clothes. I didn’t forget to knock on
the bedroom window to remind Khun to wear normal clothes, without the suit, if he
doesn’t want to be beaten until his head breaks.
I told everyone to gather in front of the house to prepare the car. The whole house is
looking at me questioningly because this is the first time the bodyguards have worn
only T-shirts and jeans when accompanying their boss to go out.
Plus, Khun in a white T-shirt and plain jeans, was completely new to them. At first,
Khun was going to wear black trousers, but I told him to change into jeans.
Yes, if you go to a bar wearing a white shirt and black pants like a college uniform...
The security will be intimidating and won't let him in, thinking he is a student.
Fortunately, there are nearly a hundred jeans that fill his wardrobe, so he can look
more like an ordinary person.
After everyone gathered and got into the car, I instructed the driver to head into one
of the bars that I was remarkably familiar with that I came to almost every day
before.
It didn't take long for the car to stop at the parking lot. The bodyguards were so
nervous that I felt their lives were incredibly bland.
But for me, seeing this alley brings joy. The whole street is a busy entertainment
place. Dressed up, full of fun, with loud music playing on every bar. I walked into
Jaye’s bar. The open front has bright lights to attract guests in.
"Shit Porsche!!!!Yai Nong!!!!!Porsche, are you bringing them in to destroy the
bar again???" As soon as I entered the bar, someone screamed and ran to the
entrance. Jade, who is wearing a Qi Pao dress, looked at me as her eyes widened
and hurriedly ran towards me.
"Why did you come? I just opened the bar a week ago"
Jade raised her hands and shook my arm like crazy.
"Jade! Hey, listen! No one is going to destroy the bar today, I brought a VIP
customer."
I told Jade in a hurry and turned my face to the man behind me who was carefully
observing the place.
"VIP customer?"
She repeated my words in surprise.
"Wow! So Handsome, his face looks familiar."
Jade exclaimed, looking at Khun from head to toe.
"The bag is heavy too! Give us a table with a good location."
I whispered softly. Jade nodded and called for the staff to set the table up for us.
As soon as everything was done, I walked over and brought him to the table in front
of the stage.
I ordered the most expensive liquor in the store, Jack Daniels, which of course I had
never tasted before due to its expensive price, a mixer, ice and Coke.
"Do you have wine?"
He asked me.
"No. But with this one, I can make it taste better than wine."
I took a glass of ice, put it inside the mixer, poured a shot of alcohol in it and a
quarter of coke then did something that I am most skilled at in my life. Well, I am the
best bartender here. I guarantee that I can charm him!
"I will ordain you, Porsche!!! Jeez! I owe you this one."
Arm whispered at me. I know that his life has been embarrassing enough.
Hold on, I will save your life for today.
"Don't mention it..."
I whispered back as I mixed the drink.
They want to have fun so they each take a glass of drink and mix it on their own.
I handed my brew to Khun who was sitting across mine from the sofa, swinging his
head to the beat.
"I have never been to a place like this."
He told me, holding up his drink and crouching his face with the unfamiliar taste I had
just served him before taking three or four more sips.
"Delicious!"
He declared finally with a smile. I guess this is their first time coming to a regular bar
like this.
"Porsche, I love you!"
Pol hugged my neck, raised his glass, drank it and refilled it endlessly. I am glad they
like it.
"This is a nice song, come on down!!!"
Khun turned to ask me.
His hands began to move in a dance pattern, the music playing loudly throughout the
room made him move his shoulders to the beat of the music.
Khun kept moving his body, enjoying the music on the dance floor.
We laughed at each other; the drink I was preparing made them unstoppable and
kept on drinking.
Is today the theme of country music or something?
Khun danced with his hands raised and shouted incoherently, even though he only
had taken a second glass.
Can he really drink? As for the others, they began to sway to the beat and laugh at
the bastard's weird dance moves that sway freely.
"Pol, come and dance with me!... You guys seem drunk. Wait, I will enjoy it
myself."
He shouted and beckoned the guards who were on the same dance floor.
I saw that everything was under control and there was nothing to worry about. So, I
stepped aside and greeted my acquaintances all around the bar. Several customers
whom I know run over to hug me and say hello, saying they missed my special drink
as they loved it very much.
After walking around, I realized that I had left the table for quite a while.
When I returned, I saw that the table was empty. They had all moved to the floor and
were dancing to the beat. The situation was very chaotic, like a group of children
dancing for joy on Songkran Day.
The other tables turned to look, shout and cheer them on. I saw that idiot teaching
his guards a ridiculous dance that everyone swiftly followed.
Fuck! I'm having a headache now. That dance move, OH MY GOD, what the hell is
that!!!!
"Are you guys drunk?" Jade came and asked Khun and the other bodyguards. He
stopped his dancing, then looked suspiciously at Jade from head to toe and then
pointed at her.
"Oh, it's a homosexual, I have heard that there are homosexuals in our
neighborhood, but I have never seen them!"
He shouted and put a melody into his words that sounded weird. He must be drunk...
"OH! Boy... I want to slap your mouth. I am a woman!!"
Jade pretended to take off her heels and slap him.
"Don't! Hold on Jade! That guy is crazy!"
I stopped her while looking at the dingdong still dancing around the table.
"Handsome but insane!"
Jade said, her face stiff and a little emotional.
"Come on..."
"Who is he?"
"Phi Kinn's brother... Jade remembers Kinn right?"
Jade puts a hand over her face in fear.
"Shit! I AM DEAD!! You brought the mafia and didn't tell me beforehand?
Enough! I should have dealt with them better than this," said Jade before running into the stage and stopping the music. Khun gasped, a little
offended that the music had stopped suddenly, turned to look at Jade's face angrily.
"Come down, you hermaphrodite!! I want to dance!"
The bastard screamed while cursing until laughter echoed through the room. Jade bit
her lip slightly cursing, before speaking a second later.
"Today is a rare opportunity because we have a VIP customer and we wanted
to give this song as a welcome. Let us welcome and applaud."
I nodded with my arms folded across my chest, looking suspiciously at Jade on the
stage.
After a while, the song began to fill the room. Bastard Khun and his bodyguards
continued to dance. I didn't think he would be like this.
Next time, I will take him to a Mor Lam concert, with Band Valentine. He would be
happy to see it!
Khun made a gesture like holding a gun in his hand. He looks at the gun then points
his hand and aims it in my direction and pretends to shoot me.
That shocked me but I could only laugh until I threw myself a few times as if I had
been shot.
DAMN... Khun... gosh... I really enjoy his silliness sometimes!!!
I really want his father to see the current situation.
Again, he made a gun wielding gesture, aiming it as his bodyguards acting evasive
and then when he was startled and panicked, he ran and chased them around the
table. Wow is he really the eldest son of the mafia family with his bodyguards???!!!!
"Porsche, come here and dance with me,"
Khun waved at me as he danced and laughed. Quickly, I tried to walk away.
He hugged my neck and swayed to the music. Looks like they have all become
drunkards.
"Dance like me, WOW!!!! I LOVE THAT!"
He kept dancing and rocking. The more drunk he got, the more bizarre and
ridiculous his dance moves became.
"Very well sir, looks like it is time for you to head home."
Jade walked towards me and looked at Khun's dance with frustration. I pulled out my
phone and saw it was almost two am and it was time for the bar to close, so I
understand.
The bodyguards were already collapsed on the sofa so I ordered some of them to go
and get the car.
Meanwhile I carried Khun up and dragged him to the parking lot before putting him
inside the car because he was unconscious.
In the car, the guards chatted happily and praised me like a hero. I guess the
experience was that satisfying.
After arriving at home, Arm and Pol took Khun straight to his room.
"What is all this? Why is Khun like this?"
Pete quickly walked over to me who was walking behind them. He looked very
worried and scared seeing Khun unconscious.
"I took him somewhere to see the word."
I said with a smile.
Pete was surprised. I saw him holding car keys, which made me ask.
"Where are you going?"
"To drive Miles home."
I Look back and see a young man following behind Pete, he looked no different from
yesterday's guest or someone who I had previously seen.
I frowned and I saw a figure walking down the stairs, so I figured to escape myself
and immediately turned around to return to my room, but a voice halted my
footsteps.
"Where have you been?"
I turned my gaze and saw Kinn in a black bathrobe walking towards me.
"... I was busy."
I answered.
"Hhm.. The reek of alcohol is so strong, where did you take my brother?"
He leaned over and put his nose against my neck forcing me to step back.
"None of your business."
I am not in the mood to answer him because right now my head is throbbing and
numb after drinking that much. So, I just let him be.
"Who told you that you could leave!!!"
He pulled my arm so hard that my body jerked and hit his chest. I quickly restrained
myself by getting some distance from him.
"Follow me!"
I tried to jerk off my arm, but he squeezed tightly and dragged me into his room.
The other bodyguards could only look at each other. Before I exploded, the door was
closed.
"What is your problem!"
I looked at him and peeled off the hand that was holding my arm.
"I heard you went out with Khun and the others in your casual clothes."
He asked while looking at me seriously.