Y/n pov:
Finn recently found out about my crush on Perry the Platypus and has been making fun of me ever since. Today we were watching Phineas and Ferb, he made me just to tease me even more, and as soon as Perry came on the screen he looked directly at me.
"That you're new boyfriend?" He asked I just groaned and looked away while he laughed. "Yknow if you like him so much why not do something?" I looked at him with a questioning look. He chuckled a bit and went back to watching the show leaving me confused as hell.
Time skip to the next day cause idk what else to put there🤪
I came home from work and looked for Finn. When I couldn't see him I went up stairs to our bedroom to see....
Finn in a.... sexy Perry the Platypus costume?
"Uhhh hey im home?" I said trying to get his attention which worked ig? All he did in respond was make the gurgling noise that Perry makes.
"Finn what the actual fuck"
I get the gurgling noise... again
I set my bag down and go to get changed in comfy clothes and just leave Finn to do whatever hell he's doing when I feel tiny hands, almost like those baby doll hands that people used to use for challenges, around my waist.
I look down and sure enough, its the baby hands but painted like Perry's fur (does he have fur???) I jumped a bit at this and fully turn around to see fin had put hair chalk, face paint, a weird cheap beak, and weird goggles on to look like Perry.
I was speechless
Then he pushed me on the bed and straddled me while putting on the little hat that turns Perry into Agent P. He went really close to my hear and whispered and a trying to be seductive voice "I will now be known as Agent F"
I busted out laughing cause how do you not????
Let's just say it was not a good idea
Finn... or should I say Agent F, made angry gurgling noises, jumped off od me, got on the ground and started hailing to me????
I sat up "Finn what are you doing?"
No response, not even a gurgle
He mumbled something under his breath then got back up and lightly pushed me back onto the bed and he crawled on top of me once more while kissing my neck
I let out a few groans when he started to move down by my legs
I opened them a bit more for him
There was a bright light and I just thought it was Finn trying to blind me with a flashlight again to give me "a surprise pleasure attack"
But when I look back down
ITS PERRY THE PLATYPUS
"W-wait is this real? Are you real? Are you still Finn? Where did Finn go?"
I thought he would make the gurgling sound but he didn't, he actually talked.
"Calm down darling, yes I am real and no im not Finn. I am the real Perry the Platypus" he said in a British accent?? (Idk why but I feel like he would have one *shrugs ANYWAYS MOVING ON)
I just kinds sat there for a bit staring at him then realized that idk where Finn went
"Wait wait wait if your THE Perry the Platypus then where's my boyfriend Finn?"
"Thats the thing lauv, Finn sold his soul to the devil so I can pleasure you since he says that he's not good enough innit" Perry explained
"Oh" was all I knew to say
"Well is he okay??"
"OH yeah he's fine, hanging out with Cas rn"(any Supernatural fans??)
It was at that moment how much Perry got a fatty
"DAMNNNNNNNNN PERRY YOU GOT A DUMP TRUCK ASS🤑"
As soon as I said that the door opened
"Hey thats my dumptruck ass luv, you have Finn"
I know that voice from anywhere
I whipped my head to see
WILLIAM AFTON😍😍😍😍
"Yeah I HAD Finn but he sold his soul and is hanging out with Cas🙄"
"i mean... do you want to join them??" William asked
I looked over to Perry who was now laying down and swayinf his feet like a middle school girl writing in her diary about her crush while eating popcorn
How tf did he get popcorn? Whatever
He just nodded/shrugged at me
Hes no help jeez
"I mean sure if I get to meet Cas"
William came up to me and... hugged me??
Lol nevermind he stabbed while "hugging" me🤪
So uhhh I died and apperantly Finn shifted and taught Perry to shift for me and I died because of that :/
Yeah idk how William got there but its fine he's FINEEE AND LORED THAT AFTUSDY DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED #AFTUSSY #AFTUSSYNATION
Yeah so uhhh tbh I kinda forgot about this book SO IM SORRY MY LIFE HAS BEED HECTIC WITH MY HEALTH AND SHIT im not gonna say I'll update it more cause we all know thats not true HOWEVER I am thinking about writing oneshots/imagines soooooo let me know id you want that (it would be multifanfom or whatever its called)
