Y/n pov:
I was sitting on my toilet taking a massive shit because I haven't gone in like 5 years, Jk I haven't been alive for that long.
All of a sudden THE FINN WOLFHARD came in. "Hey MaMaCiTa" "OMG FINNIEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUU" I replied because I FRICKING love him.
*PLOP*
"I FINALLY POOPED I DID IT FINN I POOPED!!!"
"GREAT JOB MAMA!!!!"
"now, wanna take this to the bedroom?" Finn asked and of course I said yes.
So we brought the poop to the bedroom and made a shrine and prayed to it everyday till we died!
