pico x bf (alternatives)

.fake.

minus pico x minus bf (mean)

The man had the back of his foot kicked up on the wall. His arms by his sides, with his hands in his jacket pockets. His eyes were closed, just.. frustratedly thinking.

He had something in his mouth. Just breathing in. Only to spit it out to the ground. It was just a toothpick.

Either that or a left over stick from a lollipop of some sort. Cause he refused to smoke. Drugs were gross. And he hated people who did them.

At least, all except for one.

He stepped forward, slowly dragging his tail as he walked up to the one on the wall. He put his hands in the pockets of his pants. Puffing out a breath of smoke from the cigarette he just so happened to have on him.

"Why am I here?" The reptile asked without much amusement. But he couldn't just ignore little Bf over here.

Bf just rolled his eyes. Did he really have to go through with this? Of course he could just show up by himself. Only to get clowned on for the whole day.

He sighed, walking up to the green skinned one and grabbed him by the front of his shirt. Harshly bringing him down toward him.

Pico looked a little stunned, but stayed to listen to what he was getting ready to tell him.

"Be my boyfriend for a day."

Pico just blinked in confusion. What..?! "Uh.. sure." He said calmly. Bf just stood there, before casually letting go of him. They stood in silence..

Bf just looked to the side, annoyed yet also embarrassed. "Why did you agree to it so easily dumbass.." Sort of angry about it too-

"What do you mean? You asked me for a favor. So why not do it?" He smoked the cigarette once more. Why was he so calm about it though?

"Yeah, but isn't that like- weird? Gross?!" Bf asked. Trying to figure this out. Pico just shrugged. "Gotta say, I'm more into chicks but.."

He leaned down slightly since Bf was sort of shorter than him. He only smirked at him, holding the cigarette between his fingers.

"..You're an exception." He blew the smoke into his face.

Bf swiped his hand back and forth and glared at him. Well.. it was sort of good he didn't try to argue with him. Besides it was just for a day.

"But damn, why?" Pico asked. Bf just leaned on the wall again. "Tomorrow, hanging out with friends." He started to explain.

"They all have girlfriends and shit. Not to mention they're always giving me shit for not being in a relationship."

"It's just for a day though, then we can-"

"No no, I already know how much of a loser you are." Pico interrupted him. That sure hit a fucking nerve.. But if he wasn't asking why to pretend being his boyfriend, then what was he asking?

"I mean why are you asking me? Why not get some other guy?" Pico tapped his chin with a light grin on his face.

"Better yet, why a guy~?" Pico coo'd at him. Only making Bf grab his face and push it away from his.