"So... How is it with smily trash?" Chara asked to break the silence.
"Surprisingly good."
"That is surprising. I thought it would be... I don't know."
"yeap I agree. So how are mom and dad?"
"They are good, they were quite surprised to see me. I know they will cry when they see you."
"Meh, not sure if I want to go back. Mom has hit me with fireballs."
"yeah, but she didn't know that was you. Along with dad. Was it fun hiding?"
"Somewhat. It would have been nice to feel the sun, but it was better to be safe. I needed to get my strength up."
"Also I would like to know why you had to take a month to rest and gather strength up."
"Chara the last time I was AZRIEL DREEMUR, I used a lot of power at once. Now I have to use that same power to stabilize my body. Plus it took up a lot of my energy to stabilize the soul to my body."
"Make sense." Chara was looking through the Sans notes out of boredom. "I see in other Au's that you and Sans date or get married. Other times he marries mom, dates Frisk, oh Asgore, even myself. Small notes about other Sans, he even dates himself in other au's"
"geez, why is he keeping track of people he dates in other au's?"
"Guess he is lonely here, but I noticed something going on with you. You have been more... how do I put this, horny."
"I have not been horny."
"That is what a horny person would say."
"Whatever." Azriel rolled his eyes and looked at the machine.
"Well loverboy, are you going to fuck him any time?"
"what the hell?"
"Just saying. You spent an entire month with him."
"So, that doesn't mean anything. We have just become friends, bros."
"Bro's fuck each other."
"How do you know that?"
"I was a ghost for a long time, I have seen enough as is." Chara sat in an empty chair waiting.
"So you and Frisk?" Azriel changed the subject off of him to her.
"Hell ya, we are dating."
"Congrats Chara. You needed a partner anyways. I figured you would take more time into the whole new life."
"Spent my entire time with Frisk. They are just too kind, sweet, and thoughtful. They even took the time to help our parents, and bring everyone out. They put their words into actions."
"Well not everyone finds love Chara."
"Sure bottom."
"I am not a bottom."
"fucked or to fuck."
"switch."
"Ooh, so you would let Sans fuck you."
"Why do you keep bringing Sans up?"
"Because there is sexual tension between you two."
"There is not, why would you think that?"
"Bro, when I got here you were making lovey-dovey eyes at him."
"I don't make lovey-dovey eyes, I was listening to the instructions that he gave us."
"Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night."
The room went silent, it was unbarring but relaxing in the silence. It lasted for 5 minutes before the machine kicked in, and Frisked walked out with a bit of blood on her clothes, Sans was right behind them with a tall man.
"Thank Asgore you're okay." Chara hugged Frisk.
"So, who is that?" Azriel asked, and Sans gave the look of 'are you stupid?' "What?"
"Chara, Azriel, this is W.D Gaster. Sans and Papyrus's father." Frisk said to Chara and Azriel.
"Oh! hello, Prince Azriel." Gaster bowed a bit to Azriel.
"Don't bow to me. I am not a prince up here. "
"I would say you are a pain in my ass." Sans walked over to the table with Gaster to help him sit.
"Sans, do not be rude to the prince. Even if we are above ground, you are royal to the monsters."
"I wish I wasn't." Azriel rolled his eyes and looked at Sans to see him bruised up. "Sans, are you okay?"
"Hm? Oh, yea I am fine kiddo. Don't worry ab(aaa)t it."
"Really?"
"yeap."
"Sans, where is Papyrus?"
"He is hanging out with Undyne, and Alphys."
"As long as he is safe."
"I know. Let's rest up a bit before heading up to get you kiddos home."
"sure." Frisk and Chara said at the same time. Azriel was looking at Sans worried about the bruises and his health.
"That would be for the best. Sans would you mind explaining what has happened while I was not here."
"Sure Gaster." Sans then started to explain the pacifist route, with no resets or how long it has been. He sorta lied about it, but not fully.
