Chase. A rich man whore of a kind. His daily routine went like:
I wake up. I pee. I poo. I pet my cat. I go back to sleep. I wake up, then I eat, maybe. Then I go to work. Then I go to a date, and make another kid, unless if they keep it. After I go to bed and do the same thing all over again. Half of my statement was a joke, because I don't wake up.
I am bored. I will now go to text the group chat called "🐐" and say a cool idea for real.
2:00am
chase: wsg
4:32am
chase: wsg
6:21am
chase: bro the
erin: hi chase!
chase: HI ERIN WSG
erin: i am good 😋
chase: erin i have an ideaaaaa
erin: what is your ideaaaaa
chase: we go on a plane and we do stupid stuff and get to the area we need to go and do more stupid stuff there
erin: sounds great!!!
8:40
audrey: ok
erin: hi audrey!
audrey: hi!!!
chase: audrey
audrey: chase
chase: iwant to o to the airport
audrey: can i go with you!
chase: yea
erin: i like airports theyre better than ass
chase: but
erin: but
chase: ass 🥺
erin: airports >>>
chase: shut up
erin: no you shut up
chase: you shut up you no home chicken bone fatherless bro gnome
12:17pm
dylan: don't talk to erin like thta
chase: ok
erin: yea chase
dylan: wsg erin
erin: hi!!!!
dylan: missed u mommy 🥺🥺
erin: what
dylan: ur my one and only mommy
erin: the hell
chase: what about me bro!
dylan: youre like a husband to me instead we dont date nor married ♥
chase: i love you dilly willy because you're so silly
dylan: you too bro my chasey wasey
erin: wtf dylan
dylan: ERIN I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭
erin: uh chase since you want to go on an airplane
chase: i want to go to
audrey: you want to go to
dylan: you want to go to
erin: you want to go to
chase: australlia
