disclaimer:
I AM NOT restructuring this chapter cuz it's too good to be rewritten and its beautiful.
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Tip:
how to read this: chase has a deep voice, dylan voice cracks every other syllable
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they all unload their bags
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... damn that's a lot
erin: okay so lets check in and get ready
dylan: okkk
erin: we didn't forget anything right?
dylan: oh my condoms! i forgot about my condoms...
erin: what the f^ck
dylan tosses a bag of condoms onto the bag
dylan: that should be it
erin: ok-
dylan: oh right! the pregnancy test! i couldnt have forgotten that!
dylan grabs 5 boxes of the tests and dumps them in the bag
erin: omg hurry up you old hag we're gonna miss our flight
audrey: ok dylan hurry up
dylan: well you see i almost forgot about my vibr-
erin: THATS ENOUGH WE'RE GOING
dylan: B-BUT I NEED IIIITTTTTTT
erin: shut up
dylan: I NEEEEEDDDD ITTTTTTTT
erin: FOR WHAT YOURE A DAMN MAN YOU DUMB^SS
dylan: its for my muscles-
audrey: you don't have any-
dylan: wtf
erin laughs, she then checks the time
erin: shoot dylan you cost us 10 minutes lets go
dylan: mb
a few minutes later they check in and dylan starts flirting with the TSA:
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dylan: erin i bet you 8 bucks i can make the TSA blush
erin: bet
audrey: ill but 20 on the line
erin: alr ill put 15
dylan: bet
erin tells the TSA that audrey and her need to go to the bathroom, and that dylan will handle the situation
dylan: heyyy
TSA: ello
dylan: so- samartha
samartha: mhm?
dylan: hows your day? bit busy right?
samartha: yea...i guess
dylan: well samartha you have a very nice name
