The Senju Jinchuriki (naruto shippuden fanfic)(on hold)

Damned sand, heat and suna

Tamako's POV
"B-but I don't wanna go to Sunagakure" I said in the winiest voice possible
"Too bad suck it up, besides you have some friends in Suna" Mei the Mizukage said
"B-but I don't wanna go to su..." I whimpered
"😡TAMAKO SENJU! Get your self to Suna or I stop the dango shippings to Kiri" she spoke harshly
"Fine" I muttered in my depression knowing that she would as she's done it before
"What are you doing here... OFF TO SUNA YOU GO" she commanded
"Don't be such a bossy boots you old hag." I mumbled
"Old...hag... TAMAKO" she screamed as she stood up getting her fist ready.
"Not the face!" I screamed as she punched me in the face out the window

"Wind style wind wings" I mumbled
Off to that damned overheated country that has NO air conditioners ANYWHERE.

Timmy whimmey... I hate doctor who so I don't know the rest 😅

It's soooooooooo hot.
"Why are you here" a guard said
"I'm dead... its soo hot" I mumbled
"Miss"
"Oh sorry I'm here for a mission regarding eh... something" I stated as the guard sweat dropped. "i may have not listened to the old hag when she was giving me the briefing"
"How do I know your not an enemy" he replied
"Eh I don't have time for this, I'm suppose to be doing something regarding that raccoon" i impatiently replied and walked through the front gates
"You can't do that... eh person"
"Do I care" I retorted
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
""YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"NO... wait"
"Haha" I laughed
"What is going on here!" Came manly yet female voice. I turned around to see the one and only
"Temmy!" I screamed in her face
"No no no... why her" she muttered
"Because I'm soooo loveable😄😄😄" I sang
"Loveable?" Temmy mumbled
"Oh yeah official business... why am I here again?" I questioned "oh yeah something to do with black cloaks with red clouds... wait black cloaks with red clouds?... Akatsuki"
"So your the person they sent" temary stated
"I'll be on my way" I said
"How will you get there?" She asked. I pointed to my legs "find your way there" I merely pointed to my nose and darted off

And everyone fell asleep until the point I shall now write😴😴😴

3rd person
"Tamako?" Questioned a certain dumb blonde that just happens to love ramen
"Who else could make such an epic entrance" Tamako said
A silver haired sensei simply stated "you just caught up to us"
"Ok so this is where the Akatsuki is hiding?" She asked changing the subject.
"Yeah we're just about to break in" she said

behind a big rock that has nothing to do with the Akatsuki

"Both teams have arrived now." Said a creepy voice
"What timing" snorted a man with purple ripple eyes often referred to as the Rinnegan "but to bad they're too late"
"Leader sama another has arrived, one with a lot of chakra... no wait a tailed beast" said that creepy voice
"Oh that makes two... Sasori, Deidara take care of the intruders, BUT I want the jinchurikis alive" he said as he disappeared

"Itachi what are the two jinchurikis like" the one known as Sasori questioned
"The five tails is... short tempered and depressed while the nine tails is the type that bursts in and barks first" the person called Itachi stated just before disappearing

Outside

"You do realise I could have just taken down that seal with the proper hand signs instead of us entering in this... uncivilised manor" the young Senju said
"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US THAT EARLIER!!!" Team 7 screamed as the bolder smashed into a million pieces
"You never asked" she replied
"GAARA" Naruto screamed only to be hit on the head by Tamako
"Are you trying to deafen me!" She scolded
"So which ones are the jinchurikis" the blonde bomber asked. before five tails came out from behind Tamako
"Who do you think, Barbie" she retorted
"What did you call me tree hugger" he yelling. A purple aura surrounding her as she appeared in her emo corner "Itachi wasn't joking when he said she was easily depressed" blonde said
"No joke" grunted the puppet master
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Okay I no I'm terrible for not updating I've been busy, very busy uh huh definitely not being lazy. though to be fair I have been pretty busy with life