"WAKE UP HUMMUS! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE SCHOOL!" Snoozie yelled. "5 MORE MINUTES!!" Hummus yelled. Suddenly somebody was grabbing her by her ankles and dragging her out of bed. But there were so many little hands holding it. Somebodies.. She looked up to see her 6 kids dragging her out of bed while Snoozie stood behind them proudly. "Okay pirates let her go!" She commanded. Immediately the kids dropped her turned around and yelled "Aye aye captain!"
Oh wait! I haven't introduced you to the children!
Snoozie Princess Puffy Puffy Apple: Named after Snoozie||One of the more calm kids (not very calm)||Loves singing but not very good at it!!
Hunaya Jr Pantry Puffy Puffy Apple: Named after Hummus||Horrible at spelling||Short||very intelligent like her mom (not very intelligent)
Ashfiq Jr Portablecharger Puffy Puffy Apple: Named after Snelly||Also horrible at spelling||Many people are jealous of him!||everything he does makes sense just like his dad
Oven Pirate Puffy Puffy Apple: the sacrificed child||oldest child || very calm
Zoora Portfolio Puffy Puffy Apple: Named after zara|| very quiet but is chaotic|| loves annoying snelly!
Akib Jr Potty Puffy Puffy Apple: Named after Akibul|| very amazing|| he is a magician|| dinosaurs>>>>
Anyways back to the story
"Ugh not this again.. what time is it?" Hummus asked. "Its 8:30 5 minutes before we should be leaving with the kids" Snoozie said. Hummus jumped up quickly. She needed her paycheck!
"Oh my god my hair!" Hummus yelled. "Ew sucks to be you!" Snoozie said as she whips her beautiful hair in her face. "Shut up and give me one of your dumb wigs from Halloween!" she yelled. "Okay mrs bossy wossy pants" Snoozie said as she rolled her eyes. She got her pink stephanie from lazy town wig and gave it to her. She put it on and went, "Are you serious don't you have that nice wonder woman wig?" she asked. "That has other purposes now!" Snoozie said as she pointed to a spongebob plushy wearing the wig with its hair tied in a very strange way. "Ugh never mind this will do until I can get to Snelly's hair salon" Hummus said. "Get your pack packs pirates!" she said while pointing to six backpacks lined up next to each other.
The kids grabbed the bags and got into Snoozie's pink car. Snoozie put on cocomelon and started driving to the school. "Snoozie your wig is itchy" Hummus said. "L" she replied. They arrived at the school. Snoozie and Hummus parked in the staff parking lot and went off to their classes.
Hummus' POV:
"Good Morning Mrs Puffy Puffy Fish!" the kids chanted as Hummus walked in. When she was finally inside the children burst into laughter. "ITS NOT FUNNY! ACCORDING TO MS APPLE ITS FASHION!!!" she yelled. The children laughed again.
After they settled down Hummus handed out the canvas' and told them its free draw.
45 minutes later..
"Alright rats- I mean children! Put your canvas' to dry and I'll take a look at them and send them to the magical dwarfs later!" Hummus said. The magical dwarfs happened to be in the garbage can! The kids rushed out of the classroom.
Hummus looked was collecting all the paints. Her bottle of pink paint was finished!? She had just got them last month the pink normally stays for a good 6 months per bottle! "What were these kids painting!" she thought. She looked at the drying shelf and took out one of the canvases'.
"what is wrong with these children!" Hummus thought. She took a picture and sent it in the Bum Bum Crew Groupchat.
Bum Bum Crew!
@hummusfarts123: GUYS! Look at what my student drew! It LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!!
@snapplesnoozie: IT DOES THO!
@hummusfarts123: WHAT! SHUT UP SNOOZIE! STOP SAYING NONSENSE!
@snellygetsbeatupbysnoozie1212: it kinda does...
@hummusfarts123: UGH!
@briablovesalstina: oh well! IM DADDY!
@juliosmustachehatepage: GUYS! I SAW A CUTE BOY!!
@alstinalikesdabbingonbrian: Ok
@brianlovesalstina: oh no not this again
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@juliosmustachehatepage: COMP SCI BOY!?
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*With Snoozie's Yoga Class*
"NOW MY DEAR EXPERIMEN- I MEAN CHILDREN! RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A CRUSHY WUSHY MUSHY!"
Half the class raises their hand.
"PERFECT! Now I have these magic jars you throw at your crush so they like you back! But first we must go on an adventure." Snoozie said as she stood up. Yoga was everyones favorite class! It was different! Everyone loved it! Snoozie took the kids to the park and had them do strange tasks like very "spiritual" dancing. In reality, they just looked stupid but oh well it's the content that matters not the results of rejection!!
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Life of Hummus and Snoozie
UmorismoSnoozie she was well, Snoozie! There's no better way to explain it. She bothered Hummus ALL DAY.. She played with Hummus' kids. She taught them beautiful lessons. She drew pretty pictures for Hummus. She set up all of Hummus and Snelly's dates! Well...