Villain group chat:
HinoKami: AHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME.
BloodQueen: NUH Running away!
HinoKami: YOU ALREADY HAVE AT LEAST 5 BUCKETS OF BLOOD?
BloodQueen: NAH-AH! Come back here!
DemonicFairy: Told ya you will regret it.
BloodQueen: He said I can!
HinoKami: I DID AND THAT WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
BloodQueen: Well the others won't let me... of course I will take everything I can NOW!
HinoKami: How about this?
BloodQueen: NO!
HinoKami: Damnit!
BloodQueen: Not even wanna know.
HinoKami: Izu how do i end this game of cat and mouse...
DemonicFairy: HAHAHA come to my room. She never dares to come inside for a reason ;)
HinoKami: Already at the door!
CrustyDusty: No one gonna enter of free will! We not that fucking stupid!
HinoKami: So if i keep the door open is she gonna try and stab me some more?
DemonicFairy: Just leave it open. I'll be there in a bit. She wouldn't dare come in. Don't worry.
HinoKami: Toga. I've come to bargain.
BloodQueen: ... Why you in there?! That not fair! Come out!
HinoKami: If i do that i'm pretty sure i'll die...
BloodQueen: ... hahaha can't guarantee you otherwise,
HinoKami: Do you not know how to not kill someone?
BloodQueen: Ahm No. No one ever taught me how.
HinoKami: Simple you just don't drain so much that they pass out!
BloodQueen: But it's soo pretty!!!!
HinoKami: You ever tried animal blood?
BloodQueen: Yes. Not that good like human blood. I don't like it that much and it's smellier.
HinoKami: Why not just go find Vlad king?
CrustyDusty: You fucked. There is no way you can bargen with her. Just give it up.
BloodQueen: Cause I did once.
HinoKami: Toga why not find some hero to drain blood eh?
WhiteHot: I tell you why cause she will never say it. She did that a couple of times and got her stupid ass busted by the heroes. Izu had to go and step and made her experience the same thing she did to you and drained her off blood barely having her alive. She's too scared to mess up again.
HinoKami: Well then any of you ever thought about hunting heroes with her?
WhiteHot: We did. She always does something to get us busted. It's fun but annoying and we had ourselves in deep shit because of her soo many times.
WhiteHot: By the way where is Izu? I see him online but he isn't saying much.
HinoKami: ... What does she do to get busted now?
CrustyDusty: Question is what not.
HinoKami: And I don't know where Izu's at.
SkinProblems: Why did I just saw Toga running down the hallway?
SkinProblems: Wait is that Izu following her?
CrimsonPomegranite: Why is the vampire screaming now?
WhiteHot: She usually just attacks heroes without asking us or giving us a signal busting our position or just screwing up not going as planned. If that answers it.
WhiteHot: Also I am sure Izu just teaches Toga a lesson again for ya Tanjiro.
HinoKami: Wait Izu no need to do that!
DemonicFairy: I am already done. Don't worry she's fine.
HinoKami: She damn sure doesn't sound fine...
DemonicFairy: Well I just stabbed her okay. She will get over it but she is more sobbing because I confiscated all the knives she has. Don't worry about the begging, it will only get worse.
HinoKami: ... getting stabbed hurts man...
DemonicFairy: I know. She just stabbed me and I returned the favor otherwise I wouldn't have dones that.
HinoKami: Ahem...
CrustyDusty: Well not the first time she did that to him. Don't worry about it. We also have our own doctor.
WhiteHot: Can someone please get her to shut up before I freeze her! I can't watch my drama thanks to her being soo loud.
HinoKami: Question.. Does a bucket of blood seem like alot?
MomButDad: For who? Toga's standard no. Ours yes.
HinoKami: Is there any way to keep her happy without killing people?
MomButDad: We only get her already dead people from the morgue who died freshly or from a hospital. So we don't kill them personally.
HinoKami: That is not right...
HinoKami: You can't like find 5-10 shitty heroes and maybe take some of their blood?
MomButDad: We already did that but we can't have them all disappear or they will hunt us down. We have our own plans.
HinoKami: Shit there really is no damn way to keep her happy with blood. :/
MomButDad: NoPe and she would drain all the heroes in one day. We gave her once 13 and she drained them all simultaneously.... So we do what we do and give her dolls.
HinoKami: Does she even eat anything else other than that?
MomButDad: Yes. I am keeping track of that.
HinoKami: Ever tried candy or something?
MomButDad: Only Izu loves sweet things around here.
HinoKami: Ahem... I guess that was before I came.
MomButDad: Yes.
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