"Miss, tell me something about this book!"
"Do you really want to hear, Mr.Jacobs?"
"Of course, that's why i asked you."
"It's about your body, which looks like wonderland, and me, who wants to be Alice."
"Excuse me?"
"Long story short: Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice."
YOU ARE READING
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Random[DIRTY - CHEESY - FUNNY] You know what'd look good on you? » me. • #419 Humor - 16.03.2017 • Pick up lines for girls to get some fellas ;)
