"HEEY YOU!"
"Uhm hi?"
"You know i'm a writer, a professional writer."
"Okay?"
"Well, recently I'm writing on a phonebook."
"A phonebook?"
"Yes, and i'm missing your number. Can i have it?"
YOU ARE READING
Dirty pick up lines • Girls way
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