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''Do you like this magical unrealistic animals?''

''Eh .. what?''

''You know like dragons and stuff.''

''Yeah sure, in my dreams I am always a dragon.''

''What really? You are a dragon?

''Well, it was actually a jo-''

''Because you could dragon your balls across my face tonight.''

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