Hood $henanigans

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Onika Pov

18 shots? I've never heard of that shit...ever. I'm on my eighth one and I already can't walk correctly. Of course I've gotten drunk before, but this shit is flipping my marbles. Everyone is drinking except Beyoncé. Well she is, but she's drinking a damn daiquiri. The hell that's gonna do? I gave up on bowling because I just can't. Every time I go up, I almost bust my ass and i'm not falling.

When I walk somewhere, Beyoncé goes with me. Who knows if i'll just hit the floor. I'm trying to get something to eat, but Rodrick walked up to me. "Wassup Nic. You look good." He complimented. I smiled at him and hugged Beyoncé's waist so I wouldn't fall turning around. "Thank you." I kept it simple. The rest of my words probably wouldn't come out correctly anyways.

"It's been a while, what you been up to?" He smiled. I looked up at Beyoncé and she was staring at him. My baby is just so fine. "Nothing..... I can't talk right now because i'm really....really drunk. My girlfriend is about to get me some food." I slurred with a happy smile. My hand flew to my mouth and I looked at Bey. "Did I just say that?" I whispered. She laughed out loud and turned me. We walked back to the table and I pouted.

"No wait. Where's my food?" I pulled her arm back. She turned to me with a smile and picked me up. "They'll bring it to the table." I wrapped my legs around her and she quickly sat us down. "Baby you have on a dress." She whispered. I shrugged my shoulder and she laughed pulling my dress down. Oh my gosh so they just saw all my panties!?

"Come on let's go to the bathroom and change into the outfit with the shorts." She grabbed my hand and we walked together. I almost fucking fell going up the stairs and I actually fell to my knees going in the bathroom. I'm so fucked up yo.

All we could do was laugh because how the hell? "Wait!" I cackled. Beyoncé grabbed me under my arms and stood me up. She pulled my dress off and put the shirt, next sliding on the shorts. Then putting my shoes on me. I looked in the mirror and my rainbow hair was sooo pretty.

"Do you think that other people think i'm gay because of my hair?" I asked. Beyoncé straight faced me and sighed. "You really are gay baby. I'm a girl." She smiled. But no. It's different though.

"Noooo. You have a penis. I like penis..so i'm straight right? If you had a pussy then I would be gay...baby. Are you drunk? Oh wait but I don't know if I actually like penis because i've never really had sex. Every penis I came across raped me so...What if I want pussy baby? " I touched her chest. She laughed and turned me away towards the door. "No but answer the question. Do you think that they think that i'm gay?" I asked, slowly going down the step. I can't bust my ass in front of everyone.

I got back to the table and was handed another shot. Fucking hell. "Nine." Ginger smiled. I threw it back and let it burn. What makes this worse is that it's Casamigos. I'm gon die.

"I don't think you need anymore." Beyoncé whispered in my ear. I shook my head and looked at her. "Have I made it to eighteen yet?" I asked sarcastically. She said no and I nodded my head. Ok then.
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Finally made it to 18 shots and I cant. I can't walk, well I can but not alone. The party is over, and i'm about to go home. I don't know why I drove knowing damn well I wouldn't be able to get back. I'm glad that i'm not a wild drunk, like I can be calm and collective. My mind just doesn't think right. Like you could ask me a question and i'll be all over the place.

"It's fucking time!" I yelled standing out the window. Everyone was getting into their cars and I just wanted to let them know what time it was. "Time for what Nika?!" Someone yelled back. I don't know who that was but they want to know so i'll tell them. "It's time for me to get fu-" Beyoncé pulled me back into the car. I hit my head on the car and yelled. That hurt so bad! "Owwwww!" I whined.

She quickly pulled me to her and clicked on the car light. "I'm sorry. You can't just be yelling shit out the window." She whispered harshly. I nodded my head and laid it in her lap. Mmmm her lap.....

I tried to unbuckle her pants, but she wouldn't let me. She is such a party pooper.

Someone was driving, and we ended up at home. I was sleep, until Bey lifted me in her arms. When we were in my room, she took my clothes off, trying to put on some pajamas. She crazy.

I wrapped my legs around her bottom and pulled her down. Kissing her lips, I slid one hand in her pants. She jumped..hard. "Fuck. Yo hands cold." She groaned. I could feel her growing in my hand and started to stroke slowly. With my other hand, I unbuckled her belt and pulled them down with my feet.

"Take em off." I whispered against her lips. She stepped out of them, next her underwear. My legs pulled her closer, and I felt her poking at my panties. Her hands pulled them off, and she sat up. "I'll go slow..in case it hurt." She said lowly. I straight faced her and sat up on my elbows.

"Beyoncé... i'm not a virgin. I've been through this before. Probably not consensual, just come on." I rolled my eyes. "How can you just joke about it?" She asked.

I shrugged my shoulders and laid back down. She leaned back down, and she was poking at my entrance. When she started to slide in, I groaned. It doesn't hurt, but it's different. The men that raped me must've been some little dick dudes because my god.

"Mmm." I moaned. She was going too slow. I'm drunk and horny... she need to toughen up. "Harder.. I'm drunk Beyoncé."

She started to pound into me and my eyes rolled back. This felt so good, i've never felt anything like it before. My stomach felt like it was being poked at. "Mmm yess." I scratched at her back. I felt her go deeper and damn near screamed. Her hand went over my mouth and my eyes rolled back again.

"Your Mommas here." She whispered. I couldn't even do anything. Just moan and nod. "Fuck!" I muffled through her hand as I came. There's no way I just did that, that fast. My legs went around her, and she was grunting. Soon I felt a warm substance inside of me as it felt so good. Who knew cum felt that good?
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We went at it all night. I've never had that much energy. Well i'm a cheerleader, but still. I woke up with a bad headache, and stomach ache. "Bey- Beyoncé get up. Get off me." I pushed her over and ran to the bathroom. Throwing up is my biggest pet peeve. Like ew. I brushed my teeth and went downstairs. I'm gonna need that pain medicine asap.

Momma was sitting on the couch when I went down, and I collapsed on top of her. She groaned and pushed me off, making me hit the floor. "Mommmaaaa. I'm in so much pain." I whined. She smirked at me and closed her book.

"All that yelling last night, I would be tired too. It went on all night, lucky your Dad or brothers weren't here. Your hair looks a damn fool Princess." She chuckled. Huh? I remember having sex but I don't remember anyone being here. That's embarrassing. Especially because she's my mother... "Ew Momma.... I can't even tell you how it was, but based off my body right now, great." I got off the floor. I'm not ashamed to talk to her about this, she's been waiting on it for the longest. Might as well give her what she wants.

She gave me a high five and two pills off the stand beside her. I took them quick because I can't deal. "So... how was the 18th birthday?" Momma turned to face me. I smiled and turned as well.

"The best I've ever had."
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Onika?

Beyoncé?

I really didn't want to write the scene... that's why it's so short.. sorry