On top of the ADULTS ONLY polar express, Harry, tom; and the Holy Ghost are sucking off each other's 6 inch scale action figures as the train is chugging along. They enter a tunnel and the three bisexual men are forced to deep throat eachother for a few moments. As they exit the tunnel the ghost busts his ghastly nut all over Tom holland.
"Oh no... Zindeya is gonna be pissed that I cheated on her again" tom cries out in agony as he realizes what he's done.
"It's okay, I've never been faithful a day In my life" Harry says.
Just then, a gust of wind blows and they see Thomas ticket fly through the sky above them. It lands at the next bus stop!
The two boys run back into the train and wait for it to safely stop. They notice the stop at Detroit Michigan is hustling and bustling with hardened criminal masterminds. As soon as the doors open they run off onto the tracks to grab the ticket, scaring the pilot of the train half to depth. They grab the ticket with their hands and fingers and quickly get off the tracks and back into the train.
The train is now entirely filled with sexy men. There seriously is not one woman in sight. As tom looks down at his ticket he starts reading it. "Hairy..... we didn't get on the adults only polar express..... we got on the GAY polar express?!" Tom says with a shocked expression on his face.
Harry looks around and agrees, they did get on the gay polar express after all.
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Harry styles x the polar express
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