y/n tropes i absolutely fuckign Despise

Harry potter smut writters

A/n I don't really have cool coverage for these chapters cause I'm making this on my phone like a loser I'm aware this is just pearl leakings for my camera roll

Do I hate all people who write Harry Potter so very much no because some of y'all put in your heart and soul and I sense it and it's great and you have me addicted however, it's something I have a little bone to pick with you guys a little bundle pack why do we depict Draco with his big dominant man homey is the biggest bitch ever y'all like I know you know it like watch watch drag them out for clubs Homie can't do it can you fit and I am a nerd at the fact that we all silently ignore the fact that Draco is a sub Draco is a sub or switch that like the sub the most because based off the movies (A.k.a. half of that Harry Potter movie I watch because I fell asleep on the Harry Potter went back to school shopping so I was literally so boring) He is scared of everything he's his big bad guy once Harry and his crew pulled up Draco is immediately such a big man until he loses Besti turned into a favorite a favorite he broke his arm by falling harry never break my bones like it doesn't make sense but reading some Draco all the time does get a little tiring I admit but the level of dominance we give Draco out it's a little absurd we got it admit that we have to admit it admit to yourself please

another thing why in Tom Mil I love I love you guys who write it no shame to you power to you pop off fuck your shit twin but why do we give Tom Riddle so much power like Jesus Christ it's scary like it's so hard to find these kids are so hard and I'm like I just wanted chip things with ideas and I can't skip this because the second this goes in my notes app I will be thrown into Hell by Satan her self yes it is a girl boss in my opinion she's a lady because girl who else is Evan for the girls and the gays in the face so it's either since genderless and  their fem representing and I think it's that but that's not the point I remember reading this dumb little smut shot with tom riddle and we came with affirmation and we went to sleep but we was Gucci we wake up Homie spanks  y/n  50 times girl yo I was shook to my core everyone in the comments was like oh my God stop why Jesus cries I need the Bible this and the other because honestly we were all shocked because that's a lot of times and how we did it with a belt ad for my little POC babies you understand the pain you understand the agony the reader must've been in like Jesus Christ why are you Gotta do Y/N like that like they deserve that

for people who write the Weasley twins smart I love you you are doing nothing wrong keep doing what you do because call the angst popping off the fluff Jesus Christ I'm not even diabetic I'm going into diabetic shock Saul you people are doing great along with literally any other writer to my knowledge in the Harry Potter universe I think you're doing a good job specifically Draco or Tom Riddle y'all are going to hard like I sent your passion no shame in that no shame in that but you you you need it stop sometimes yes stop sometimes please you have any flip it over my phone like every other paragraph the story is still good so keep going just you know give people a second deposit before you throw us into the next thing please on my hands and knees begging

A/n that new Justin Bieber song on TikTok what was that what what was that I was never a Justin Bieber fan because I was like call me if you got one out of Teletoon and I kept on saying that I was like you know you're being to me blah blah blah blah listen to that song I'm a Pisces I'm a Pisces please don't spite me I'm not even a Pisces and Sagittarius but if I was a Pisces the second I heard that lyrics I was snap my neck I would I don't like myself I will run toward the window and jump out of it I would be so ashamed to be a Pisces right now