(enjoy this picture I drew for a class digitally bc I'm writing this on my computer instead of my phone cuz I felt like it idk)
As a tall person standing at a amazing 5"5.06 short y/n is fucking annoying idk about y'all but when y/n needs to grab something oh my god I wanna have a fucking seizure come back from the dead and snap my fucking neck, Every time I read some basic bullshit.
like isn't y/n supposed to be related to by ppl like I know some short bitches make being short their WHOLE PERSONALITY and if you do that respectfully ima need you to snap your fucking neck please because believe it or not no one gives a fuck that you 5"1. I feel at HATETREAD FOR THOSE HOES FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY FUCKING TOES BECAUSE I hear them talk to the boys and its so funny then when they try to be my friend it really makes me want to drink bath soap. Please if you are a self insert writer please not make y/n an 😜✨😊 UWU short girl personally I think I say say this with confidence it makes all of use want to kill our selves when we have to read how short Y/n is when we just want to get to the plot of the fanfic. Why can't we have a tall y/n because I wanna know how that would work genuinely y'all like why is it when y/n is short it just makes me think of Cassie from specifically season 2 of euphoria. Idk but bestie in season 2 when she with Nate was giving "then pick me choose me love me" Tbh but I can talk about why I think that another day. Most short Y/n fanfics have gone like this for this ill use dream x fem!reader highschool!au because I need the votes and views.
Y/n wakes up and combs her messy blond hair and puts it into a messy bun
Like this :
(sorry if ur bald UWU sucks to suck)
and she gets dressing in the morning she puts on her laziest out fit because unlike the preppy girls at her school she didn't have to look nice for the boys because she is one of the boys.
The outfit:
As she is walking down the hallways in her doc martins she bumps into a wall but sadly it was her BIGGEST CRUSH and also bestfriend Dream. " hey shortie" the tall blond boy says while looking down at the shorter girl "hey dremie weamy mccreamy I'm only 3'2 it'd super tall you're just a lanky ass string bean built bitch" I saw angerly as I try to throw a punch at him but I33333 presses his big hand on my forehead and pushes me away with no effort what so ever.
Dreams pov
"god I hate this bitch what the fuck is up with her fit bro she really wants this dick so bad and she thinks I don't know but I do but I am in love with another man.......... that man being lil naz X"
(That is my example I think its good and low key I wanna write smutshots because I have some things in my thinking bank aka my notes app but I probs not gunna do it but chile anyways so back to the point)
like I know my short tiny as bitches need their representation but not like this because this is making me think of my first shifting script bro and it makes me want to walk all the way to the nearest fucking cliff and THROW MYSELF OFF OF IT but just before it hit the floor I sallow a whole bottle of bleach white shoving dry ice up my asshole. like when writing about a shorter person don't make it their whole personality like yeah you can mention so like short problems what ever they are because like I said in the beginning I'm like supers fucking tall but come on bruh we better than this.
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y/n tropes i absolutely fuckign Despise
FanficDo you know those self inserts No shame i read them too but we all know and HATE SOME Y/N tropes