The Nerd's Idiot

Holy fuck, We fucked!

RAINB0W-IDI0T FROM THAT TITLE CONTEST AGES AGO!

Gon and Killua were back at it again. They relationship was going strong. Kurapika and the Zoldyck's fully supported the relationship. So why were things extremely tense? The couple hadn't had a proper make out session in a while and suffice it to say they were really looking for some action. It got really bad. "Oh my fucking God, I am going to eat lunch in the council room today, anything is better than watching you two eye fuck each other for another minute." Kurapika states rather dramatically in both Gon and Killua's opinion. In the blonde's defense it had been going on for about a week, maybe two.

Prom and Graduation were right around the corner and the two new lovers had officially creeped out all their friends. Kurapika was the last standing. Ikalgo left literally day one saying. "I can see this prolonging for far too long so I am going to save myself the trauma." Zushi and Knuckle were the next to go about five days after that, but Killua and Gon were pretty sure they were spending lunch making out so they didn't exactly count. Leorio soon followed because he quite frankly still hasn't officially settled his situation with Kurapika so watching them being all lovey dovey kinda made him motivated to plan something.

Meanwhile Kurapika loved watching the tension. He was alone with the couple for four days making comments about cutting the tension with a knife and so forth. But I guess he finally snapped. "Come collect us when you two are done." Kurapika said before muttering to himself. "Honestly what is this the 1800's, just fucking kiss already."

The couple only thought their friends were valid when they were at Gon's house. Mito and Diana, (Mito's offical girlfriend now) were chatting in the living room with them. When Diana joked that the boys seem like they haven't even shared their first kiss yet because it was so tense. That's what lead them here...

"Okay so no one is home and no one will be home for a couple of hours." Gon whispered as he closed his room door. Killua bit his lip. This was it. This was the moment everything would change. Which naturally meant everything was about to drastically be ruined. Honestly Gon was convinced that someone was placed on earth to make their lives hell. Killua joked that perhaps their author wanted to cause tension for no reason. But Perhaps he wasn't far off. Killua's phone just wouldn't stop ringing and he was seriously planning on ignoring it but the thing is. It was Illumi. And the wedding date was nearing meaning this could be an emergency. On another hand Gon's mouth was doing wonders on his neck. Gon's hand slowly glided down his body reaching his belt. Killua was ready to see heaven then his phone rang again. Gon sighed dramatically. The wanker. "Just get it Kil." Killua shot him an apologetic look. Before answering the phone.

"Killua!? Why weren't you answering the phone! As my maid of honour I expected more from you! The flowers came in PINK! PINK?! AND WHERE IS HISOKA!? NOT HERE." Killua whispered to Gon that he had to leave. "Sorry, I promise we will find another time soon." He gave Gon a peck on the cheek as he started gathering his things. "Are you with Gon? Tell him I say hi. He can come with if he likes. Just get here." Illumi said after a few seconds. Killua raised an eyebrow in Gon's direction. Gon shrugged. It was better than nothing he thought. Might as well.

The two boys rushed over to Killua's place and barging in, their hair still disheveled. Kurapika shot them an amused look clearly understanding what was being interrupted. Illumi looked like he was mid mental breakdown. His hair was sticking up in different directions, bags were under his eyes. It was a site to behold. Gon walked over to Kurapika as Killua went into help mode. "Alright Lumi, breathe, I'll handle the flower debacle you call your fiance again. Everything will be fine."

Illumi nibbled on his lip, his eyes filled with worry. "Will it? What if everything falls apart, just like it did with mom and dad? What if we just not meant for happiness? What if this is a sign! What i—"Killua's heart clenched in pain. He understands this is an internalized fear that's been long standing, but it shouldn't win now. Not ever. He was about to reassure Illumi when Hisoka beat him to it. "That's nonsense Love, you are simply the most beautiful person in the universe, your soul and heart overflows with love and you deserve everything and anything you want and I will never leave you. I will ensure your life will be a mundane one filled with happiness, but not mundane as in boring, obviously I will take you on as many adventures as you want. But you deserve peace and that is what you will receive." Illumi sniffed and collapsed into Hisoka's arms who hugged him tight and kissed the top of his forehead. "Its okay, I got you." He whispered.