Operation FanMail

Six - Chapter Tweak

A/N) Sorry about the wait for this chapter! I had a few Wattpad problems, and quite a few questions for Tweak to work with. Plus this took a helluva long time to write, like all of last week pretty much non-stop. Now, without further ado, over to Chapter Tweak! Hope you enjoy!

Izzy raised her eyebrows as she looked at Tweak's question sheet, which had the word TWEAK scrawled across the top in fluorescent green pen. Seeing Izzy surprised was never a good sign.

"What is it? Good? Bad?" Tweak questioned nervously. "Do I need my beanbag?"

"Oh, good. Definitely good," Izzy grinned. "Though I'd keep your beanbag close by for future reference."

"Understood." Tweak pulled folds of the large beanbag protectively close - just in case.

"Right, so we have a special visitor coming in this chapter!" Izzy announced. "Her name is Jasmine, she's a fangirl through and through and she has already sent many of you questions under the name of Tweak_agatha_bunny."

Tweak made a 'hmm' sound. "So we'll finally get to meet her. My namesake, I mean."

"Oh yes," Izzy agreed. "She specifically requested to come in this chapter, rather than in Chapter Peso when everybody else will be coming. She was able to get here a little earlier than everyone else, that's all."

Peso, whom Adele had had to forcibly return from the balcony just moments previously, cringed and hid his face.

"But more on that later!" Izzy grinned, noting Peso's obvious discomfort and patting him on the arm comfortingly. "We still have Chapter Tweak up against us first. And Jasmine should be here any moment now."

"Will she arrive on the balcony, like you did?" Barnacles asked Adele.

Adele adjusted her frog mask slightly and shrugged. "Fangirls and boys have an individual way of getting around. Walls and stuff doesn't normally hinder them."

"That would be a great new method for efficient travelling," noted the engineer in the room.

Izzy shook her head. "Well, you really have to be an ULTIMATE fangirl or boy to harness that sort of power. And becoming an ULTIMATE fan takes time, hard work, dedication and an excellent memory."

"An excellent memory?" Shellington wanted to know.

"So you can memorize everything about your chosen fan subject and be able to blurt it out at random," Izzy explained. "For example, as many people choose Peso as their fan subject, Peso has a fish-shaped birthmark under his left wing, his favourite colour is ocean blue (as he sees it as a mysterious colour because no one has ever seen the whole ocean), and his whole family are pacifists. Also, he's in love with -"

"Yes yes, we get the point!" interrupted Peso hurriedly, looking scared. "People know all those things about me? Random people who I've never met?"

"Random people who you've never met," agreed Izzy conversationally. "Though of course, you soon will. Meet them, that is."

Peso decided it was a good idea to return to trying to sink right into the large armchair he was engulfed in. Codish bounced up and down on his lap, chittering, which Shellington didn't bother trying to translate.

"Did you just speak in brackets?" Dashi asked incredulously.

Izzy tilted her chin, holding it up high. "I am the author. I have the power. I can also speak in emoticons too, for example ;)."

"Please don't do that," Inkling implored, who had apparently also been trying to pretend that he didn't exist - difficult when you're a bright pink dumbo octopus.