elon musk x reader (who is of age ofc)

spit in a jar oh yeah

your driving in your stinky gross fuel-powered car to work when you get into a car crash!!1! (fat L). you get out of your car to see you crashed into a Tesla. you start to freak out because your broke asf and Teslas r expensive. you go up to the car to see the driver is elon musk, you cry bcuz you killed him! but not really, he gets out and kicks you to the ground and stomps on you repetitively until all your teeth fall out, now you cant eat apples oh no. you look up at elon and ask "why" in a baby UwU voice, elon replies with "because u drive a fuel car and those suck darling" you look at him and say "double u tee eff" and he spits on ur eyeball. you for some reason had a jar right next to you and you scoop it up into the jar and elon musk curb stomps you.

after that you walk to your minimum wage job with a bloody mouth (omg ouch) when you get there you co-worker named meep cock grabs a chicken at throws it at you because after elon musk curb stomped you your so ugly (dont take any of this seriously, ur beautiful xo). you walk out of there with the chicken then give it to a homeless man who then turns into obama because of the birth rates in australia (fuck the kangaroos).

then you eat donuts out of a trash can because you fucking can (haha can can) anyways you walk home then see jeff bezos at your studio apartment "im buying this shit" he says. you beomce a quirked up white boy and start busting it down sexual style. jeff bezos takes a massive dumpy in the hallway because he just can ig. you said to him "ill give you elon musk spit for my apartment pls" jeff bezos looks at you and pukes out of his ears then turns into a turtle and lays 26 billion eggs. your leg breaks randomly and you die. or did you?

stay tuned for next time