as elon is flying with you in his arms over the streets, miss frizzle looks up at you both in horror. then throw a grenade at you. this makes elon drop you right in front of a car and it hits you then you pass out again 😍 when you wake up in a slimy purple cave you think to yourself "omg romantic" and you look around for elon and see 3 huge flies holding machine guns. they're about to fire when elon musk rams thru the door with his tesla helicopter!!!
the helicopter has a gun on it (why wouldn't it) and it starts shooting the flies all of them are dead expect one, elon walks over to the fly and it says "dont wake the glubalub" then dies. elon grabs you and throws you into the helicopter and you both fly out of the cave.
while in the helicopter you ask elon "what happened?? 🤯😱" and he responds with "one of those flies pretend to be me to capture you for the moons self esteem" you give him a weird look and he apologises for spitting on you and you say "i liked it" elon then stops the helicopter mid air and gives you multiple cuts on your arm then grabs half a lemon out if his shoe and squirt the lemon juice on your arm. you scream in pain then elon smacks you in the face. he then starts the helicopter up again and starts driving like nothing happened while you silently cry.
you guys land at elons very big cool house and he violantly cartwheels inside, you try to do the same however, your still missing a fucking leg and you fall (what a dumbass)
elon musk comes out to help you but just as he bends down to grab you hand he says "no, you smell like coffee beans" and walks inside leaving you in the grass
what will happen next? 😱😱😱😱😱
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elon musk x reader (who is of age ofc)
Teen Fictioni have no idea what this is going to be about but you fall in love with elon musk jeff bezos will be in here somewhere too ill post chapters when i can x.
